【正文】 shall have the honour no, no the privilege... 去從龍嚴(yán)密的看守中 to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... 救出可愛的菲奧納公主 from the fiery keep oft he dragon. 如果由于什么原因冠軍沒有成功 If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, 亞軍將接著去完成 the first runnerup will take his place... 如此類推… and so on and so forth. 你們中間有些人可能會(huì)死,但這是我愿意做出的犧牲 Some of you may die, but it39。llgetalong fine DuLoc is a perfect place DuLoc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes, wipe your... face Please keep offofthe grass Shineyour shoes, wipeyour... face DuLoc is, DuLoc is DuLoc is, DuLoc is DuLoc is a perfect DuLoc is a perfect Place Place [Camera ShutterClicks] [ Whirring ] 我們?cè)賮硪槐? Wow! Let39。ll get along fine Don39。s quiet. 太安靜了 Too quiet. [ Creaking ] 人都到哪里去了? 你看看這個(gè)!　　 Where is everybody? Hey, look at this! [Clattering, Whirring, Clicking] [Clicking] [Clicking Quickens] Wele to DuLoc such a perfect town WeIe to DuLoc such a perfect town Here we have some rules. Let us lay them down Here we have some ruIes Let us Iay them down Don39。re Iate. Hurry. Hey, you! [ Screams ] 等等,我不會(huì)吃掉你的 Waitasecond. Look, I39。stheplace. 你看他是不是在彌補(bǔ)什么? Doyou think maybe he39。d find it. 那么,那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了 So, that must be Lord Farquaad39。s it right there. That39。re going to have a tournament. 就在那里,那是杜洛克 But that39。s perfect. 我只想找一個(gè)能夠… All I have to do is just find someone who can go 我應(yīng)該說一下兒晚上的事… But I probabIy shouId mention the little thing that happens at night. 我會(huì)跟她結(jié)婚的 日落后…　　　 I39。re not into yoga 她是十全十美的　　　 　 Ifyou39。s a loadedpistol who likespina coladas andgettingcaughtin therain. 你去救她,菲奧納公主 Yours fortherescuing, Princess Fiona! 是一號(hào)? So willitbe bachelorettenumberone, 還是三號(hào)? bachelorettenumbertwo orbachelorettenumberthree? 二號(hào)! 三號(hào)! 三號(hào)!　　　 Two! Two! Three! Three! 二號(hào)! 三號(hào)! 三號(hào)!　　　 Two! Two! Three! 三? 一? 三? Three? One? [ Shudders ] Three? 選三號(hào)吧,主人! Three! Pick number three, my Iord! 好,好,三號(hào)! 　 Okay, okay, uh, number three! 弗瓜王,你挑選了菲奧納公主 Lord Farquaad, you39。snot easy. 吻她冰涼的嘴唇,看看她的激情有多么強(qiáng)烈 Just kiss her dead, frozen lips andfindout whata live wire sheis. 快來為白雪公主鼓掌吧! Come on. Give it up forSnow White! 最后,但當(dāng)然不是最差的 And last, but certainly not least, 一位來自火山巖漿圍繞城堡, Bachelorette number three is a fiery red head... 被龍看守的紅發(fā)姑娘 from a dragonguardedcastle surroundedbyhotboiling lava! 但別因此而灰心 But don39。s time foryou to meet today39。re not a king. 西龍涅斯 Uh, TheIonius. 你說什么? 　　　 我說你還不是國王 You were saying? What I mean is, you39。s married to the muffin man. [DoorOpens] 主人! 我們找到了?　 My Iord! We found it. 你還等什么? 把它拿進(jìn)來 Then what areyou waiting for? Bring it in. [Man Grunting] [ Gasping ] Oh! 魔鏡…　　 　 別告訴他! Magic mirror Don39。ll tell you. Doyou know the muffin man? 松餅人?　 松餅人 　 The muffin man? The muffin man. 對(duì),我知道松餅人,她住在特魯里街? Yes, I know the muffin man, who Iives on Drury Lane? 她跟松餅人結(jié)婚了 Well, she39。ll 不,別動(dòng)我的糖漿扣子! No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. 誰把他們藏起來了? 　 All right then. Who39。m not the monster here. You are. 你和其他的神話故事垃圾毒壞了我完美的世界 You and the rest ofthat fairy taIe trash, poisoning my perfect worId. 他們都到哪里去了? Now, tell me! Where are the others? 吃我!　　　　　　 Eat me! [ Grunts ] 我設(shè)法公平地對(duì)待你們這些東西 I39。m the gingerbread man! 你是個(gè)魔鬼 　 我不是,你是　 You39。s ready to talk. [Coughing] [ Laughing ] [ CIears Throat ] 跑,跑,趕快跑 Run, run, run, as fast asyou can. 你抓不到我,我是個(gè)姜餅人! You can39。t wait to get on the road again 我剛才沒說什么 What did I say about singing? 我可以吹口哨兒嗎? 不 Can I whistIe? No. 哼歌嗎? 行,哼吧　　　　　　 　 Can I hum it? All right, hum it. [ Humming ] [ Grunts ] [Whimpering] 夠了,他要開口了 That39。 with me. 這正是我喜歡聽到的 All right, that39。m gonna see this guy Farquaad right now... 把你們從我的地里趕走,哪來哪去! and get you all off my Iand and back where you came from! [ Cheering ] [ Twittering ] [ Cheering Continues ] 你! Oh! You! 你跟我來 You39。t look at me. I didn39。t push. [ Squeaking ] [ Lows ] 你們?cè)谖业恼訚傻乩锔墒裁? What are you doing in my swamp? [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! [ Gasping ] Oh, dear! Whoa! 好,出去,你們都出去,都走開! All right, get out ofhere. All ofyou, move it! 快點(diǎn)兒,快!　 Come on! Let39。s taken. 啊? Huh? [ Gasps ] 什么? [ MaIe Voice ] What? 我住在沼澤地里,我出告示,我,我是個(gè)可怕的妖怪! I Iive in a swamp. I put up signs. I39。s not home, but it39。s no one here beside me [ Bubbling ] [ Sighs ] [Creaking] 我不是告訴你呆在外頭嗎? [ Sighs ] I thought I toId you to stay outside. 我是在外頭 I am outside. [Clattering] [Clattering] 老頭,這比農(nóng)場差遠(yuǎn)了,不過還有什么辦法呢? Well, gents, it39。ll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. 一個(gè)人,在外頭 By myself, outside. 只有我一個(gè)人,這里除了我沒有別人 I39。t know me, 因此我想外頭最好 so I guess outside is best, you know. 我出去了 [ Sniffles ] Here I go. 晚安 Good night. [ Sighs ] 我確實(shí)喜歡在外頭,我是驢,生來就喜歡外頭 I mean, I do like the outdoors. I39。s cooI. 我的意思是我不了解你,你也不了解我 I mean, I don39。m makin39。 manIy stories, 早上我做華夫餅 and in the mornin39。s like to be considered a freak. Well, maybeyou do. 這就是為什么我們要在一起,讓我留下吧! But that39。t wanna go back there! 你不知道怪物的生活是什么樣的,也許你知道 You don39。t leave. There39。s another thing we have in mon. 我討厭有人來 Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. 來了就不肯走,尷尬的沉默 You39。ve done with such a modest budget. 我喜歡那塊石頭,那是塊不錯(cuò)的石頭 I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. 我猜想你不常有客人 I guess you don39。d want to Iive in a place like that? 那是我的家 That would be my home. 很好! 很漂亮! Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. ,你所干的令人驚嘆! You are quite a decorator. It39。s your name? 史萊克 Uh, Shrek. 史萊克? 知道我喜歡你什么? Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? “我不在乎別人怎么看我” You got that kind of Idon39。m an ogre. 你想一下：“拿著你的火把和草杈!” You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks. 這不讓你煩惱嗎? Doesn39。s no wonder you don39。s no one to deride me There39。s no one here beside me There39。Cause I39。Cause I