【正文】 Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]Rachel: Phoebe?Phoebe: Yeah?Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!Phoebe: He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And to be pletely honest, he’s not that good in bed.Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I wouldwould be attracted too, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.Phoebe: Wait a second! This is about the forth month of your pregnancy right?Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: This is pletely normal, around the forth month your hormones start going crazy.Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?Phoebe: Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I wasI was thrice as randy.Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap.Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.Rachel: Ah.Phoebe: Yeah.Rachel: Well, y’know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow I’ll ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill.Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!Ross: Hi!Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.Ross: Oh great! Heyhey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesn’t move from his chair.)Ross: Hey wherewhere are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!Joey: I’m missin’ picture time?! (Jumps over to look, Ross glares at him and he retreats.)Phoebe: (sitting down next to Ross) Y’know she has a face Ross!Mona: Okay. Okay, here’s a good one of us.Ross: Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.Mona: Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?Ross: (pause) Together? Likelike to people?Mona: Yeah, y’know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It’ll be cute, okay?Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?Ross: Uh sure, sure.Mona: Bye guys.Phoebe: Bye.(Mona exits.)Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!Ross: I know. Can you believe that?Phoebe: Wait, I’mI’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! Whatwhat is she crazy?!Joey: Heyheyhey, hey that’s your wife you’re talking about![Scene: Chandler’s Office, his boss Doug is entering Monica is there as well.]Doug: Bing! Ho! And the Bingette!Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?Monica: Yes, hi.Doug: Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this .Chandler: I didn’t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I’m sorry.Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!Monica: No leg chewing for us sir.Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, we’ve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?Monica: I can’t think of anything we’re doing. (Quietly) Why can’t I think of anything we’re doing?Doug: Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!Monica: Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, we’re not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) II cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?Chandler: No.Monica: That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.Chandler: Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture doesn’t it?[Scene: Ross39。s Apartment, there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]Mona: Hi!Ross: Hey!Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?Ross: Huh. Wow, this is great.Mona: Now, do you think it should say, Love Ross and Mona?Ross: Well, wewe haven’t said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.Mon