【正文】 他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.“”That39。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。, dad?“ ”Well, my son,“ his father replied, ”look, there are standing two I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.“”But, dad,“ the boy said, ” there39。s the meaning of the word 39?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。t you think you39。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。他是干什么的？小孩：墓地守墓人。老師：“雞蛋”在哪？學生：在蛋糕里，先生Child:My uncle has 1000 men under :He is really does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一個大人物小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful passed, the king got married again, The people didn?t love the new queen, because she was day, In the king?s palace:白雪出場: My name is , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 皇后、魔鏡出場Q: I am a queen, I?m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who?s the most beautiful?M: is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill H: Yes, my queen 小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃: Help me ,help me, please, pleaseA: what?s the matter with you?: The hunter…h(huán)unter…A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,I will eat a little and lie ，D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food2/somebody drank my water3/someone is sleeping now4/What a beautiful girl!小矮人睡覺音樂起公主先醒了小矮人醒了對話5/How do you do?: How do you do? My name is … Nice to meet you!D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too6/ wele to our house!7/Would you like to live here?: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let?s go out for our work, byebye, 皇后、魔鏡出場Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,who?s the most beautiful?M: is much more beautiful than you!Q: What? is not dead?Hahaha, I got a good idea!皇后扮演老太太出場，對話Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple，: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha…小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 wake up, wake up…動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子吻公主，: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasureWhere is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?Student: ate a piece of cake :Then where is the “egg“?Student:In the cake,？老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？學生：可以。” 店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗。”于是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她?！暗侨绻麤]有我犁地，你看護什么呢？” 11 That Is Not My Dog!A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” 那不是我的狗一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗?！笆堑摹！澳阒粫绲鼗蚴抢?。一天，狗驕傲地說著；?我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧場看護家群，晚上我看家?！?10 The Ox and the Dog An ox and a dog serve for the same day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am!In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows。然后我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了?！笆沁@樣的，老師?！昂煤⒆印！拔夷棠獭！?“做得好?！?9 I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad.“Now, children,” shesays “Did you make someone else glad?”“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.” “Well was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three I said to her, ?Granny，I?m going home.? And she said, “?m glad!” 我讓奶奶高興了一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性?！霸俳o你兩分錢。“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”“我給了一個可憐的老太太，”他回答說。” 8 A Good BoyLittle Robert asks his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“”I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answers.”You39。s tooth.”“Twenty dollars!Why , you charged only four dollars for such work before!” “Yes，but your boy yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元?！?7 “I39。你怎么會問這個問題？這可是一個愚蠢的問題?！币粋€男孩笑著說：“當月亮變成月牙的時候，住在上面的人該多擁擠??！6 Are Flies Yummy? Tony and his father are eating Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it?s do you ask me this question? It?s a silly question.”But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.” 蒼蠅好吃嗎？托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。”湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。湯姆是約翰的弟弟。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。“是的，媽媽。”吉姆說。一天，他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎？”“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽?！?我叔叔說：“大狗怎能走小洞呢？” 有時聰明的人可能會犯這樣的錯誤。當這個朋友看見門口上有連個洞，一個是大洞和一個小洞時，他感到吃驚并說，“我親愛的朋友，為什么你的門上有連個洞？”我的叔叔回答說：“當然是讓我的兩條狗進出了。他很喜歡它們?！盩wo Holes for the DogsMy uncle has two is big and the other is likes them very day, came to visit the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs e in and e out, of course,” asked.“But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle a clever man may make such 我的叔叔有兩條狗。請不要殺了我的孩子！”一位母親哭喊道。”國王判決道?！安唬@是我的孩子！這個死的是你的！”他們都想要這個活著的孩子，于是她們?nèi)ヒ娝_門國王。他的媽媽抱另一位婦女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。各有一個嬰兒。他十分驚訝，原來世界這么大！The Clever King SolomonLong, long ago, there was a was his was very his country, th