【正文】 ”Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door.“Oh!How nice!I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea.“Aha!I have an idea can plug my I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.”Then he does as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door.“What ate you doing?” the owner says。它拿起那酒壺喝起來(lái)。可是它又畫了起來(lái)，它還說(shuō)：“再給它加幾只腳吧?！肮?，我畫好了，我是第一個(gè)。它們比賽畫蛇，誰(shuí)最快畫好，誰(shuí)就喝這壺酒。最后只剩一壺酒了。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意?！奔s翰感到不安。我沒有做鬼臉?！逼渌瑢W(xué)笑聲地嘀咕?！澳銥槭裁匆龉砟槪窟@是教室！看看！同學(xué)們都在笑！”老師生氣地說(shuō)?！凹s翰！”老師生氣地喊他。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺?！笆堑?，媽媽?！奔氛f(shuō)?！薄笆堑?，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。s tooth.”“Twenty d ollars!Why，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”“對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎？?jī)鹤樱喊职?，我想你是?duì)的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？I39。re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you39。老師：“雞蛋”在哪？ 學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生 Son: Dad, give me a : Son, don39。s Day, the Chinese family will eat a vegetarian dish called the various ingredients in jai are root vegetables or fibrous vegetables, many people attribute various superstitious aspects to foods include a whole fish, to represent togetherness and abundance, and a chicken for chicken must be presented with a head, tail and feet to symbolize should be uncut, as they represent long south China, the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao, sweetsteamed glutinous rice（糯米）pudding and zong zi(glutinous rice wrapped up in reed（蘆葦）leaves), another popular the north, steamedwheat bread(man tou)and small meat dumplings were the preferred tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolize abundance and wealth for the 15Day Celebration of Chinese New YearThe first day of the Lunar New Year is “the weling of the gods of the heavens and earth.”Many people abstain from meat on the first day of the new year because it is believed that this will ensure long and happy lives for the second day, the Chinese pray to their ancestors as well as to all the are extra kind to dogs and feed them well as it is believed that the second day is the birthday of all third and fourth days are for the sonsinlaws to pay respect to their fifth day is called Po that day people stay home to wele the God of one visits families and friends on the fifth day because it will bring both parties bad the sixth to the 10th day, the Chinese visit their relatives and friends also visit the temples to pray for good fortune and seventh day of the New Year is the day for farmers to display their farmers make a drink from seven types of vegetables to celebrate the seventh day is also considered the birthday of human are eaten to promote longevity and raw fish for the eighth day the Fujian people have another family reunion dinner, and at midnight they pray to Tian Gong, the God of ninth day is to make offerings to the Jade 10th through the 12th are days that friends and relatives should be invited for so much rich food, on the 13th day you should have simple rice congee and mustard greens(choi sum)to cleanse the 14th day should be for preparations to celebrate the Lantern Festival which is to be held on the 15th words:Treasures fill the homeBusiness flourishesPeace all year roundWishing you prosperityHarmony brings wealth May all your wishes e trueEverything goes wellThe country flourishes and people live in peaceMoney and treasures will be plentifulWishing you every successPromoting to a higher positionSafe trip wherever you go第五篇：英語(yǔ)幽默小故事英語(yǔ)幽默小故事Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”? Student: ate a piece of cake :Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,？老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？ 學(xué)生：可以。s Eve with a dinner arranged for them at the family banquet spirits of the ancestors,together with the living, celebrate the onset of the New Year as one great munal feast called “surrounding the stove” or symbolizes family unity and honors the past and present Origin of Chinese New YearThe Chinese New Year is now popularly known as the Spring Festival because it starts from the Begining of Spring(the first of the twentyfour terms in coodination with the changes of Nature).Its origin is too old to be explanations are hanging agree, however, that the word Nian, which in modern Chinese solely means “year”, was originally the name of a monster beast that started to prey on people the night before the beginning of a new legend goes that the beast Nian had a very big mouth that would swallow a great many people with one were very day, an old man came to their rescue, offering to subdue Nian he said, “I hear say that you are very capable, but can you swallow the other beasts of prey on earth instead of people who are by no means of your worthy opponents?” So, it did swallow many of the beasts of prey on earth that also harrassed people and their domestic animals from time to that, the old man disappeared riding the beast turned out to be an immortal that Nian is gone and other beasts of prey are also scared into forests, people begin to enjoy their peaceful the old man left, he had told people to put up red paper decorations on their windows and doors at each year39。s Eve and New Year39。讓我們下定決心，堅(jiān)持到底，那我們的人生一定能過(guò)得很精彩。并且我深信我的親人，好朋友以及愛會(huì)使我的未來(lái)更完美，更幸福。在這過(guò)程中，我邊學(xué)習(xí)邊實(shí)踐。我的老師曾經(jīng)告訴我說(shuō)：“你不是在修補(bǔ)而是在創(chuàng)造；永遠(yuǎn)不要忘記你向人們所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手藝。當(dāng)我來(lái)到這所學(xué)校，我告訴我自己：我不久的將來(lái)都從這里開始。如果一個(gè)人的一生必須面臨不同的選擇，那么我就是伴隨著這些選擇成長(zhǎng)起來(lái)的。我很高興在這里為大家作一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)短的講話。Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning!I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short ’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I e here, now I wonder what the future holds for I e to this school,