【正文】 Fitch. (Joey enters.) I’ll call you back.Joey: Who was that?Rachel: It’s just the pizza place.Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.Rachel: I’m sorry honey, I’m just having a, having a rough day.Joey: Oh, what’s wrong?Rachel: Oh you really, you really just don’t want to hear about it.Joey: Then why did I ask?Rachel: Okay, it’s just—and this is really embarrassing—but lately with this whole pregnancy thing I’m just finding myself…h(huán)ow do I put this umm, erotically charged.Joey: Is that college talk for horny?Rachel: Yeah. So y’know, I have all of these feelings and I don’t know what to do about them, because I can’t date like a normal person, which is fine because I don’t need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, y’know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel fortable with and who knows what he’s doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so…h(huán)ard…to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?Joey: Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.Rachel: Well, I gotta get up early and it’s almost seven o’clock.Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room to.Rachel: Okay, good night!Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)(Pause.)Joey: (entering) I can’t do it!Rachel: (entering) I didn’t ask you to do it!Joey: You’re Rachel!Rachel: You’re Joey!Joey: You’re my friend!Rachel: Right back at ya!Joey: But plus it would be wrong and weird andandand bad.Rachel: And so bad. I don’t even know what you’re talking about because I didn’t ask you to do anything!Joey: I know!(Pause.)Joey: Do you wanna do it?Rachel: No!Joey: All right, me neither! I was just testing you!Rachel: That’s the end of this conversation!Joey: This conversation never happened!Rachel: Never happened! Good night!Joey: Good night!(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel reenters her room and closes the door.)Closing Credits[Scene: Joey and Rachel39。s, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]Chandler: Hi honey I’m home.Monica: From the tequila factory?Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldn’t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!Monica: Come here. I can breath throw my mouth.Chandler: Y’know what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It’s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?Chandler: Ooh, I don’t know if we’re there yet.[Scene: Joey and Rachel39。s, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman.]Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! How’d the conversation go?Ross: Oh great, I live on the street.Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)Rachel: Hey!Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.Roger: Hey everybody.Monica: Hi Roger.Phoebe: So umm, I’m gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?Rachel: Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)Phoebe: Umm, he’s here to have sex with you.Rachel: What?Phoebe: You’re wele.Rachel: Phoebe no!Phoebe: It’s okay, he’s a virgin.Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he’ll have sex with you.Phoebe: Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone.Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)[Scene: A Strip Club, Doug and Chandler are there.]Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?Chandler: Oh that’s all right sir, and that’s just one girl.Doug: Bing—What’s this?! (Grabs his hand.)Chandler: It’s a hand. It’s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.Doug: No, it’s a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. We’re gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!Chandler: Oh nonono!Doug: Oh yeahyeahyeah, y’know I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.[Scene: Ross39。811 The One With Ross’ Big Step Forward[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as