【導(dǎo)讀】Whydon'tweemoreoften?angry.'Nowyougutoutofhere,alofyou!Itsays"NoCamping"-incaseyoucan'tread!''Look,sherif,'saidRockwall,'don'tbetoohardonus.I'mRockwallSlingerandthisisMerlinGreves.''Oh,isit?

　　

【正文】 ger appeared. He l ooked ver y angr y. 39。Now you gut out of here, al of you! 39。 he shouted: 39。 I39。m sher if f here. Do you see that not ice ? It says No Camping in case you can39。t read ! 39。 39。 Look, sheri f , 39。said Rockwal l, 39。 don39。t be too hard on us. I39。m Rockwal l Sl inger and this is Mer lin Gr eves.39。 39。 Oh, is i t ?39。 said the sheri f wit h a sneer. 39。Wel , I 39。m Br inksley Meer s, and my other name is Glori a Gleam. Now you get out of here f ast ! 39。 lesson75 SOS 呼救信號(hào) When a l ight passenger pl ane fl ew of f cour se some t ime ago, it cr ashed in t he mount ai ns and its pil ot was kil led. The only passengers, a young woman and her two baby daught er s, wer e unhur t. It was the m iddl e of winter. Snow lay thick on the gr ound. The woman knew that he near est vil lage was mil es away. When it grew dar k. she t ur ned a suit case i nt o a bed and put t he children inside it, cover ing them wit h al l t he clothes he coul d fi nd. Dur ing the ni ght, it got t er ribly cold. The wom an kept as near as she coul d to the chi ldren and even tr ie d to get into t he case her self , but i t was too smal . Earl y ,next mor ni ng she heard planes passi ng over head and wonder ed how she could send a signal. Then she had an idea. She stamped out the let er s39。 SOS39。 in t he snow. For tunately, a pi lot saw the si gnal a nd sent amessage by r adio t o the nearest town. I t was not long before a hel icopter ar ri ved on the scene to r escue the sur vi vors of the pl ane cr ash. Lesson76 April Fools Day 愚人節(jié) 39。To end our speci al news bulleti n, 39。 sai d the voice of t he t el evision announcer, 39。 we are taking you to t he macar oni fi el ds of Calabria. Macaroni has been grown in t hi s area for over six hundr ed years. Two of the leading grower s, Giuseppe Mol dova and Ricar do Br abant e, tel me that hey have been expecting a spl endi d cr op this year a nd harvest ing has begun ear li er than usual. Here you can see two worker s who, between t hem, have just fi ni shed cutti ng t hr ee cart loads of golden br own macaroni stalks. The whole vil lage has been working day and night gather ing and t hr eshi ng t hi s year39。s crop befor e the Sept ember rains. On the ri ght, you can see Mrs Brabante her sel f . She has been helping her husband for thirt y years now. Mr s Br abant e is talking to t he manager of the local f actory wher e the cr op i s pr ocesed. This l ast scene shows you what wil happen at the end of t he harvest : t he f amous Calabrian macaronieating pet it ion ! Si gnor Fratel i, the pr esent champion, has won it every year si nce 1961. And that ends our speci al bul letin f or t oday, Thursday, Apr il 1st. We are now returning you t o the studio.39。 Leson77 A sucessf ul operation 一例成功的手術(shù) The mummy of an Egypt ian woman who died in 800 . has just had an operation. The mummy is that of Shepenmut who was once asi nger i n the Temple of Thebes. As there wer e st range marks on t he X ray pl at es t aken of the mum my, doctors have been tr yi ng t o fi nd out whet her the wom an died of a r ar e di sease. The only way to do this was t o operate. The operati on, whi ch lasted for over f our hours, proved t o be very dif ficult because of the hard r esin which cover ed t he skin. The doctors removed a section of t he m um m y and sent it to a labor at or y. They also found something which the X ray of t he god Duamutef. Thi s god whi ch has t he head of a cow was normal y pl aced inside a mummy. The doct or s have not yet deci ded how the woman died. They feared that the mummy would f al l to pieces when they cut i t open, but fort unately this has not happened. The mummy successf ul ly sur vi ved the operati on. Leson78 The last one? 最后一枝嗎？ Aft er r eadi ng an arti cl e enti tled 39。Ci garet e Smoking and Your Healt h39。 I li t a cigar ete t o calm m y nerves. I smoked wit h concent rati on and pl easure as I was sur e t hat this woul d be my l ast cigaret e. For a whol e week I did not smoke at al l and duri ng t hi s time, my wife suffered ter ibly. I had al l t he usual sympt oms of someone giving up smoki ng: a bad temper and an enormous appeti e. My f ri ends kept on of feri ng me cigar et tes and cigar s. They made no ef fort to hide their amusement whenever I pr oduced a packet of sweets fr om my pocket. Aft er seven days of this I went to a par ty. Ever ybody around me was smoki ng and I felt extr emely unfor tabl e. When my old f ri end Bri an urged me to accept a ci garet e, it was more t han I could bear. I took one guil ti ly, l it it and smoked with sat isfact ion. My wi fe was de lighted that things had returned to nor mal once more. Anyway, as Bri an pointed out, it is t he easiest thi ng i n the wor ld to give up smoking. He hi mself has done i t l ot s of ti mes! Lesson79 By air 乘飛機(jī) I used to tr avel by air a gr eat deal when I was a boy. My parent s, used to li ve i n South Ameri ca and I used to f ly t here f rom Europe i n the holi days. An ai rhostess would take char ge of me and I never had an unpleasant experience. I am used to t ravel ling by ai r and only on one occasi on have I ever f elt fri ght ened. Aft er taking of f, we wer e flying low over t he city and sl owl y gaining hei ght, when t he plane suddenly t urned r ound and fl ew back t o the ai rport. Whil e we wer e wait ing to l and, an ai r host ess told us to keep calm and to get of f t he plane quietl y as soon as i t had touched down. Everybody on boar d was wor ried and we were cur ious t o find out what had happened. Later we l earnt that ther e was a ver y important person on board. The pol ice had been told t hat a bomb had been plant ed on the pl ane. Af ter we had landed, the plane was ear ched t hor oughl y. For tunat el y, not hi ng was found and f ive hours later we wer e able t o take off again. Leson80 The Crystal Palace 水晶宮 Perhaps the most extr a