【導(dǎo)讀】你把他訓(xùn)練得很好Youtrainedhimwell.-歡迎加入皇家特工蘭斯洛特-謝謝長(zhǎng)官-WeletoKingsman,你丈夫的英勇事跡無(wú)法公之于眾husband'sbraverycan'tbepublicly. 你什么都不告訴我ifyouwon'ttellmeanything?我們就知道是你了AndthenI'llknowit'syou.-你叫什么名字小家伙-艾格西-What'syourname,youngman?你好艾格西能給我看看嗎Hello,Eggsy.CanIseethat?艾格西你保管好這個(gè)好嗎Youtakecareofthis,Eggsy.Alright?非常抱歉阿爾諾德教授這確實(shí)過(guò)分了點(diǎn)Sosorry,ProfessorArnold.聽(tīng)著你們弄錯(cuò)了Look,you'vemadeamistake.他馬上就到他會(huì)解釋的He'llbeheresoon.He'llexplain.你喜歡威士忌嗎里德來(lái)一杯六二年的達(dá)爾摩Doyoulikewhiskey?能幫我拿著這些嗎Canyouholdthese,please?要是我看到一滴血那我就完了Iseeonedropofblood,it'smedone.

　　

【正文】 ow man are... {\pos(190,275)}植入物已激活 去他媽的 不管他是誰(shuí) 我會(huì) ...Fuck that guy, whoever he is, I39。m gonna... 居然逼我殺了阿爾諾德教授 我最他媽愛(ài)的阿爾諾德教授 He made me kill Professor Arnold. Goddamn loved Professor Arnold. 好消息是我們知道應(yīng)急和監(jiān) 控系統(tǒng)運(yùn)行良好 Well the good news is we know the emergency and surveillance systems work. 你知道什么不是好消息嗎 You know what is not good news? 我的同事?tīng)奚? 他那么說(shuō)的 My colleague died. That39。s what he said. 這是個(gè)組織 他們正在全力追蹤我們 This is an anization and they are all over us. 你跟哪些機(jī)構(gòu)聯(lián)系 了 ...Whoever you spoke to... 我說(shuō)了 我聯(lián)系克格勃 軍情六處 I told you, I am in contact with the KGB, MI6, 摩薩德和北京 Mossad and Beijing. 他們都堅(jiān)稱那不是他們的人 北京 They all insist he wasn39。t one of theirs. Beijing. 中國(guó)秘密情報(bào)機(jī)關(guān)連個(gè)標(biāo)識(shí)性的名字都沒(méi)有 還真是嚇人啊 So freaky how there39。s no recognizable name for the Chinese Secret Service. 不過(guò) 這樣才叫秘密組織 對(duì)吧 Now that39。s what you call a secret, right? 你知道嗎 You know what? 讓他們?nèi)ニ腊? 我們得加快進(jìn)度 把產(chǎn)品發(fā)布提前 Fuck it. We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward. 他們還在生產(chǎn)過(guò)程中 如果加快進(jìn)度要花一大筆錢的 They are only halfway into production. Speeding it will cost a fortune. 你看我像在乎錢的樣子嗎 照我說(shuō)的做 Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done.. 正如你們昨晚所學(xué)到的一課 As some of you would have learned last night: 在特工學(xué)院 團(tuán)隊(duì)合作至高無(wú)上 Teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. 在這里我們會(huì)增強(qiáng)你們的技巧 測(cè)試你們的極限 We are here to enhance your skills, test you to limits. 所以你們要選一只小狗 Which is why you39。re gonna pick a puppy. 無(wú)論你去哪兒 你的狗都跟著你 Wherever you go, your dog goes. 你要照顧它 訓(xùn)練它 You will care for it, you will teach it. 等它們訓(xùn)練有素之時(shí) 你們的訓(xùn)練也完成了 And by the time they are fully trained, so will you be. 那是特指你們當(dāng)中能或者完成訓(xùn)練的人 Those of you who are still here, that is. 都明白了嗎 去挑選一只小狗吧 Do you understand? Choose your puppy. 獅子狗嗎 怎么 它們可是獵犬 A poodle? What? They are gun dogs. 最古老的工作犬種 容易訓(xùn)練 Oldest working breed. Easy to train. 哈巴狗嗎 A pug? 好歹也是條斗牛犬 不是嗎 This is still a bulldog, isn39。t it? 它還是會(huì)長(zhǎng)大的吧 不是嗎 It would get bigger though, wouldn39。t it? 見(jiàn)鬼 Shit. 核磁共振沒(méi)有顯示腦震蕩的癥狀 His MRI shows no signs of concussion. 甚至沒(méi)有直接腦外傷 No direct brain trauma at all. 他多久能出院 回答這個(gè)問(wèn)題得花上百萬(wàn)去研究一下 How much longer can he be out? That39。s the milliondollar question. 我們不知道他在那兒遭受了什么攻擊 We don39。t know what he was exposed to in there. 哈利的錄像呢 What about Harry39。s footage? 沒(méi)發(fā)回到他家的終端嗎 It didn39。t stream to his home terminal? 加密了 沒(méi)法破解 Encrypted and uncrackable. 要是他醒過(guò)來(lái)了 If and when he es round, 或許你能找他問(wèn)出密碼 you might wanna have a word with him about sharing his password. 他會(huì)沒(méi)事的對(duì)嗎 Is he gonna be alright? 我們得有耐心 艾格西 但希望還在 We need to have patience, Eggsy. But there is hope. 要是我是你 我就專心訓(xùn)練 通過(guò)測(cè)試 讓他驕傲 If I were you, I39。d concentrate on your training. Make it through the test, make him proud. 來(lái)吧 . 來(lái)吧 Come on, . Come on. 我不要因?yàn)槟阕冏詈笠幻?I am not gonna be last cause of you. . 再不走信不信我他媽斃了你 , I39。ll shoot you, 39。ll fucking shoot you. 梅林說(shuō)我們不準(zhǔn)抱著你們跑 Merlin said we39。re not allowed to hold you. 放他的狗屁 Bollocks. 水又來(lái)了 Water. 找茬是吧 Come on then. 艾格西 算了吧 Eggsy, you fet it. 怎么了哥們 開(kāi)不起玩笑啦 Oh what39。s wrong mate, can39。t take a joke? 真的 你會(huì)被開(kāi)除 這根本不值得 Seriously, you39。ll get turned out and it39。s just not worth it. 也許我他媽根本不在乎被開(kāi)除 Maybe I don39。t give a fuck about getting kicked out. 真的嗎 來(lái)吧 人生玩家 Really? Come on, you player. 查理 滾開(kāi) Charlie, fuck off. 滾遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn) 白癡 Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead. 好啦 . 沒(méi)事啦 Come on, . It39。s all right. 你們有一小時(shí)整來(lái)完成測(cè)試 現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始 You have exactly one hour to plete the test. Starting now. 新目標(biāo) 800 米 New target. 800 meters. 真是難以置信 你還在這里 It39。s unbelievable. You39。re still here. 跟一坨屎一樣 沖都沖不走 Lingering on like some big steaming shit that just won39。t flush. 收到 目標(biāo)已確認(rèn) 你他媽就不能閉嘴嗎 Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up. 正面差別待遇 真不值得 Positive discrimination. It isn39。t worth it. 就像有些人能進(jìn)高等學(xué)府 Like those fucking steak cooks who go down seaways 僅因?yàn)樗麄兊睦蠇屖且粋€(gè)斷了腿的同性戀 because their mum39。s a onelegged lesbian. 你他媽又不了解我的階級(jí) You don39。t know fuckall about my grades. 哦 抱歉 我很肯定你接受過(guò)高等教育 Oh five me. I39。m sure you39。re highly educated. 準(zhǔn)備好就開(kāi)槍 Fire when ready. 這樣的正面差別待 遇如何 How39。s that for positive discrimination? 謝謝二位的傾聽(tīng) I wanna thank you both for listening. 我非常非常感謝您遠(yuǎn)道而來(lái) 尊敬的公主殿下 And I really, really appreciate your travelling all this way, Your Royal Highness. 您也一樣 首相先生 And you too, Prime Minister. 我覺(jué)得這個(gè)構(gòu)想很絕妙 I think this is quite brilliant. 這絕對(duì)是個(gè)絕妙的構(gòu)想 It is absolutely brilliant. 你完全瘋掉了吧 You are pletely crazy. 首相先生 請(qǐng)你清醒一點(diǎn) Prime Minister, please remain soberminded. 你竟然會(huì)考慮這樣的事情 真是讓我驚訝 How can you take it into consideration? 不 別碰我 ... 抱歉 公主殿下 ... No! Don39。t... I39。m sorry, Your Royal Highness ... 要將斯堪的納維亞地區(qū)拉回正軌 but you got a big role to play... 你的角色至關(guān)重要 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track. 你備受人民愛(ài)戴 具有感召力以及激勵(lì)民眾的能力 You39。re popular, inspirational and you have the power to galvanize the people. 如今不管你參不參加 ...Now whether you39。re on board or not... 我需要把你長(zhǎng)期安置在一個(gè)能保證你的安全的地方 I am going to have to insist on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety. 你呢 首相先生 你是否要加入呢 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out? 我覺(jué)得此時(shí)此刻 作為一名政治家 是該作出行動(dòng) Well, I think it39。s about time that a politician did something that... 真正去改變世界了 太對(duì)了 actually made a difference. Too true. 把她帶走 Take her away. 喝一杯嗎 好啊 Drink? Why not? 警衛(wèi)們 救救我 Security, help me. 別擔(dān)心 公主不會(huì)受到任何傷害的 Don39。t worry. No harm will e to the princess. 反正我支持共和政體 所以真的無(wú)所謂 Well I39。m Republican anyway, so it really doesn39。t matter. 放開(kāi)公主 Release the princess. 好了 搞定了 不疼對(duì)嗎 Okay, you39。re done. Not too bad, right? 我都沒(méi)什么感覺(jué) 歡迎加入 I hardly felt a thing. Wele aboard. 榮幸之至 The pleasure is all mine. 進(jìn)來(lái)之前不知道敲門嗎 Ever heard of knocking? 我計(jì)劃入室搶劫前才會(huì)敲門踩點(diǎn) Only when I39。m casing a place to rob. 梅林說(shuō)你要見(jiàn)我 Merlin said you wanted to see me. 我希望 Hope J. B.39。s training is going as well as yours is. 坐下 Sit. 恭喜你成為最后六個(gè)候選人之一 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates. 你的成績(jī)比我預(yù)期的還要好 Your test results are even better than I cou