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【正文】 gut out of her e, al of you!39。 he shout ed: 39。 I39。m sher if f here. Do you see t hat not ice ? I t says No Campi ngi n case you can39。t r ead !39。 39。 Look, sher if f, 39。sai d Rockwal l,39。 don39。t be t oo har d on us. I 39。m Rockwal l Sli nger and t hi s is Mer li n Gr eeves. 39。 39。 Oh, i s it ?39。 sai d the sher if f wit h a sneer . 39。Wel l, I39。m Bri nksl ey Meers, and m y ot her nam e is Gl ori a Gl eam. Now you get out of her e f ast !39。 l esson75 SO S 呼救信號(hào) When a li ght passenger pl ane f lew of f cour se som e tim e ago, i t cr ashed i n t he m ount ai ns and i t s pi l ot was kil led. The onl y pa senger s, a young woman and her t wo baby daught er s, wer e unhur t. I t was the mi ddle of wi nt er. Snow l ay thi ck on t he gr ound. The wom an knew t hat t he nearest vi l age was m il es away. When it gr ew dar k. she tur ned a suit case i nt o a bed and put t he chil dr en i nsi de i t, cover i ng t hem wi th al l t he clot hes she coul d fi nd. Dur i ng t he ni ght, i t got t er ri bl y col d. The wom an kept as near as she coul d t o t he chi ldr en and even tr i ed t o get int o the case her self , but i t was too smal . Ear l y ,next m or ni ng she hear d pl anes passi ng over head and wonder ed how she could send a si gnal. Then she had an i dea. She st am ped out t he l et ers39。 SOS39。 i n t he snow. Fort unat el y, a pil ot saw t he si gnal and sent a m essage by radio t o t he near est town. It was not l ong bef or e a heli copt er ar ri ved on t he scene t o r escue t he survi vor s of t he plane cr ash. Lesson76 April Fool s Day 愚人節(jié) 39。To end our speci al news bul l et in,39。 sai d t he voi ce of t he t el evi si on announcer ,39。 we ar e t aki ng you t o t he m acar oni f iel ds of Cal abr ia. Macar oni has been grown i n t hi s area f or over six hundred years. Two of t he l eadi ng grower s, Gi useppe Mol dova and Ri car do Br abant e, t el m e that hey have been expecti ng a spl endi d cr op t his year and har vesti ng has begun earli er t han usual. Her e you can se t wo wor ker s who, bet ween t hem, have j ust f i ni shed cutt ing t hree cart l oads of gol den br own m acar oni stal ks. The whole vi l age has been worki ng day and ni ght gatheri ng and thr eshing t hi s year 39。s cr op bef ore t he Sept em ber r ai ns. On t he ri ght , you can see Mr s Br abante her self . She has been hel pi ng her husband for t hi rt y year s now. Mr s Br abant e i s tal ki ng t o t he manager of t he l ocal f act or y wher e the cr op i s pr ocesed. Thi s last scene shows you what wi l happen at t he end of t he har vest : t he f am ous Cal abr ian m acar oni eat i ng peti ti on ! Si gnor Frat el li, t he pr esent cham pion, has won i t ever y year si nce 1961. And that ends our special bul l et in f or t oday, Thur sday, April 1st. We are now ret ur ning you t o t he st udi o. 39。 Lesson77 A successf ul operati on 一例成功的手術(shù) The m um my of an Egypti an wom an who di ed in 800 B. C. has j ust had an operati on. The m umm y i s t hat of Shepenm ut who was once a si nger i n t he Tem pl e of Thebes. As there wer e str ange m ar ks on t he Xr ay pl ates t aken of t he m um my, doct or s have been t r yi ng to f i nd out whet her t he wom an di ed of a r ar e disease. The onl y way t o do t hi s was t o oper at e. The oper at ion, which l ast ed for over f our hour s, pr oved t o be ver y di f icult because of t he hard r esi n whi ch covered t he ski n. The doct or s r em oved a sect i on of t he m umm y and sent it t o a l abor ator y. They also f ound som et hi ng whi ch t he X ray of t he god Duam ut ef. Thi s god whi ch has the head of a cow was norm al ly pl aced i nsi de a mumm y. The doctor s have not yet deci ded how t he wom an di ed. They feared t hat t he m umm y woul d f al l t o pi eces when t he y cut i t open, but f ort unat el y t hi s has not happened. The m um my successf ull y sur vi ved t he oper at i on. Lesson78 The l ast one? 最后一枝嗎？ Af ter r eadi ng an ar ti cl e entit l ed 39。Ci gar et te Sm oki ng and Your Heal th39。 I li t a ci garet e t o calm m y ner ves. I smoked wit h concentr ati on and pl easur e as I was sur e that his woul d be m y last ci gar et t e. For a whole week I di d not sm oke at al and duri ng thi s tim e, m y wi fe suff ered t er ibl y. I had al t he usual sym pt om s of som eone gi vi ng up sm oki ng: a bad t em per and an enorm ous appeti e. My f ri ends kept on off eri ng m e ci gar et tes and ci gars. They m ade no ef f or t t o hi de t heir am usem ent whenever I pr oduced a packet of sweet s fr om m y pocket. Af t er seven days of t hi s I went t o a part y. Ever ybody ar ound m e was sm oki ng and I felt extr em el y un f or table. When m y old f ri end Bri an ur ged m e t o accept a ci gar et te, it was m or e t han I could bear. I t ook one guil ti l y, li t it and sm oked wit h sat isf acti on. My wi fe was deli ghted t hat t hi ngs had r etur ned t o norm al once mor e. Anyway, as Br i an poi nt ed out, it i s t he easi est t hi ng i n the wor ld t o gi ve up sm oki ng. He hi msel f has done i t lots of t im es! Lesson79 By air 乘飛機(jī) I used to t r avel by ai r a gr eat deal when I was a boy. My par ent s, used t o l ive i n Sout h Am er i ca and I used to f l y there f r om Eur ope i n t he hol idays. An ai rhost es woul d t ake charge of me and I never had an unpleasant experi ence. I am used to t r avel ing by ai r and onl y on one occasi on have I ever felt f ri ghtened. Af ter t aki ng of f, we were f l yi ng l ow over t he ci t y and sl owl y gai ni ng hei ght , when the pl ane suddenl y tur ned r ound and fl ew back t o t he ai r por t. Whi le we were wai ti ng t o land, an ai r host ess t ol d us t o keep cal m and to get off t he pl ane qui et l y as soon as it had t ouched down. Ever ybody on board was wor ri ed and we wer e cur ious t o fi nd out what had happened. Later we l ear nt t hat t her