孔雀東南飛搞笑版劇本(編輯修改稿)
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【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 Look at yourself…… L: But, mum… LM: Never interrupt me! L: Mum, I?m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, OK? And I?ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜 ):Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor?s son in the market. He said: “If your daughter Haven?t been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I?ll go and tell him.(下 ) L(驚愕 ):What? The mayor?s son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上 )What a silly thing I have done (下 ) Act 3 楊屾 飾 焦仲卿 Johnny (J for short) 朱穎穎 飾 焦母 Johnny’s mother (JM for short) J(邊走邊道 ):Lunch! Lunch ! Where are my socks? (走了幾步 ,在地上撿起襪子 )Here they are!(聞一下 ) Er! How smelly! They are still dirty ! (突然想起 )Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來 ) Oh, I?m so hungry! But there?s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙 ) This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上 ):Where?s my breakfast?
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