【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 tter with your brother? asked the mother in the kitchen. He39。s crying.Oh, nothing, Mum, replied Tom. I39。m eating my cake. He is crying because I won39。t give him any.But has he finished his own cake?Yes. said Tom. And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.湯姆，你弟弟怎么了？ 媽媽在廚房里問。他在哭。沒事兒，媽媽， 湯姆答道。我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么？是的。 我?guī)退酝陼r，他也哭了。The kitchen is so dark 廚房里太黑了After supper, the parents were busy playing mahjong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while, her son returned and said, Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all.　　晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢？” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見?！盚e Won 他贏了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That39。s too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。 Nest and Hair 鳥窩與頭發(fā)My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.What kind of bird? my sister asked.I didn39。t see the bird, ma39。am, only the nest, replied the child.Then, can you give us a description of the nest? my sister encouraged her.Well, ma39。am, it just resembles your hair.我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個學(xué)生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩?！笆鞘裁带B呢？”我姐姐問她。“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵她道?！芭叮蠋?，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣?！盡icroparents forum 微型家長座談會Son: Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?Dad: What ah?Son: The school want parents to have a miniparents forum!Dad: What is microparents forum?Son: It39。s only a class teacher, you and I participate in!兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎？”爸爸：“什么事??？”兒子：“學(xué)校要開微型家長座談會！”爸爸：“什么叫微型家長座談會？”兒子：“就是只有班主任，你和我參加！”媽媽在砸瓶子A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup（番茄醬） to e out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her fouryearold daughter to answer the phone. The child said, Mommy can39。t e to the phone right now. She39。s hitting the bottle.一個婦人正在使勁打開番茄醬的瓶子。這時，電話鈴響了，她叫四歲的女兒去接電話。小孩說：“媽媽現(xiàn)在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子?！盇 letter to God 寫給上帝的信A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the president. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thankyou note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, ., and, as usual, those turkeys kept $45 in taxes.有個小男孩非常需要50美元，他為此禱告了數(shù)周但是什么也沒發(fā)生。后來，他決定寫封信向上帝索要這50美元。郵局接到這封信，想了想覺得還是應(yīng)該交給總統(tǒng)比較好?？偨y(tǒng)被逗笑了，于是指示秘書寄給小男孩5美元，因?yàn)樗X得5美元對于一個小孩來講已經(jīng)是不少了。小男孩收到了錢很高興，給上帝回了一封感謝信，信里寫道：尊敬的上帝，非常感謝你把錢寄給我。然而，我發(fā)現(xiàn)這些錢是通過白宮寄出的，因此，和往常一樣，那幫家伙收了我45美元的稅。Saving Money 省錢A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a threecent stamp and mail it.After a while his son retu