【正文】 Don39。t bother me 別煩我One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighborhood when he was going home from his office.He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: Don39。t bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boyhe has got two!有一天一個好心的人下班回家時，在他居住的小區(qū)里碰到一個神色慌張的小男孩。他注意到這個孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過架，就親切的對他說：“小家伙，你怎么會有個黑眼眶呀？看到你這樣，我很為你難過？”不料這個小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說：“別煩我。你回家去為你自己的小男孩難過吧。他有兩個黑眼眶?！盢aive reasoning 天真的推理A man was telling a story to his son, a fouryearold boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father39。s head and asked: Why are some of your gray, papa?Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty, said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys.有個人給他的兒子，一個4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白發(fā)，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭發(fā)怎么是白的？”他的父親想趁機給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會長出一根白頭發(fā)?！毙∧泻⒊了剂艘幌?，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮?！盋an you eat any more 你還能吃嗎In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?One of the students asked: Is there any dish?化學(xué)課上老師講解溶劑與溶質(zhì)的關(guān)系：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質(zhì)。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經(jīng)飽了，你還能吃下去嗎？”有個學(xué)生問：“還有菜嗎？”A garbage collector 垃圾收集工John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible. His father and mother were both doctors and they hoped that he would bee one, too, when he grew up, but one day Lohn said to his mother, When I finish school, I want to bee a garbage collector.A garbage collector? his mother asked. She was very surprised. That39。s not a very pleasant job. Why do you want to bee a garbage collector?Because then I39。d only have to work one day a week, Lohn answered.Only one day a week? his mother said. What do you mean?Well, John answered, I know that the ones who e to our house only work on Wednesday, because I only see them on that day.約翰10歲了，是一個非常懶的男孩子。當(dāng)然他必須去上學(xué)，但他厭煩學(xué)校，并盡可能地少做功課。他父母親兩人都是醫(yī)生，他們兩人都希望當(dāng)他長大后也當(dāng)個醫(yī)生，但有一天，約翰對他母親說，“我上完學(xué)，我想當(dāng)個垃圾收集工。”“垃圾收集工？” 他母親問道。他母親非常吃驚?！澳强刹皇且患钊擞淇斓墓ぷ?。你為什么想當(dāng)一個垃圾收集工呢？”“因為到時候我只需一周工作一天，” 約翰回答說。“一周只工作一天？” 他母親說?！澳闶鞘裁匆馑?？”“嗯，” 約翰回答說，“我知道來我們家的那些人只在星期三上班，因為我只在星期三看見他們。”老鼠是什么樣子的Rodents had overrun a posh（時髦的） private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, . stow（裝載，收藏） trash, no food in class, etc.The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for ing to my school. Until I saw you, I didn39。t know what a rat looked like.嚙齒類動物在紐約市附近的一家時尚的私立學(xué)校泛濫成災(zāi)。 那家學(xué)校的校長（我的一個朋友） 請來了一位健康檢查員來給在校師生作一次幻燈演示，告訴他們?nèi)绾翁幚磉@種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。第二天，一個老師讓她的那些年紀(jì)還非常小的學(xué)生給那位檢查員寫封信，感謝他