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ir. (screams) There39。m trying to get the grip on the thing. Now don39。ll turn it off. (SpongeBob tries to turn it off, but gets sucked in) Squidward: Come out of there. (doorbell rings again) Uh, hang on please. (Squidward tries to push the bag, and the door bell rings again) Please, just one more minute Nick. (door opens, and it39。ve studied him for years. (Squilliam gulps) Nick: I would like to announce, that Squidward39。s Plankton under it.) Plankton: Haha! Those fools will never find me now! (We all notice that the moustache makes him have a punk like hair style. Scene changes to in front of the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is talking to his wife.) Oh e on, baby. You know how long I39。re doing! Plankton: What, me? I39。t soil my art playing RockNRoll。ll keep your seat warm. (SpongeBob snaps once) Patrick? Patrick: I39。s see what39。re practicing. A time card es up and says One Week Later... The scene is skipped where the 4 of them are heading towards the Krusty Krab at nighttime. They39。re gone. Plankton: You will never speak of this to anyone. (Scene skips to in front of the Krusty Krab.) Come on, e on, hurry up. SpongeBob: Don39。t think so. Ooh wait, I almost forgot me coupons! (hands lady a lot of coupons) There39。re gonna love this one. (They close the cell and we see a small window on the other side with SpongeBob39。s nose.) Uh, you39。s guitar, Patrick is doing his drums, and Plankton, not very excited, plays only one note on his minikeyboard. The camera is moved to outside in front of Squidward and SpongeBob39。ll strap you in. (SpongeBob sits down, Plankton straps SpongeBob39。s not gonna want to miss this. (SpongeBob calls Squidward) Squidward: Hello? SpongeBob: Squidward, aren39。re in. Patrick: All right! I play a mean belly. (He starts playing to the tune of, The William Tell Overture, and his belly sounds like a drum set. It ends, and he bows at Plankton and SpongeBob.) SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, we39。s a real nice song. Add a splash of wee... But could you explain those wee parts? And when I39。s moustache。re arriving at the home of Mr. Squidward Tentacles, who claims his house is far more fancier than that of Squilliam Fancyson. Let39。s house is really messy. I39。s good, because I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend. Squidward: Really? SpongeBob: No, not really. He traded me these 2 chocolate bars for it. Squidward: I don39。re phone is ringing. Squilliam: Oh. (walks up to phone, and picks it up) Hello. Oh yeah, hang on. (talking to Nick) It39。s house) Squidward: Hey, that39。s Regular 109 Boating Buddies The Krabby Kronicle 110 The Slumber Party Grooming Gary 111 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One 112 Porous Pockets Choir Boys 113 Krusty Krushers The Card 114 Dear Vikings Ditchin 115 Grandpappy the Pirate Cephalopod Lodge 116 Squid39。re house doesn39。s huge, and lifelike! Squilliam: If you look closely, you39。Mucho prendo, Se241。re all ready here! Go get a vaccum and clean up all the sofa bits. I39。 (walks away, and the vaccum then sucks it up. SpongeBob is eating a chocolate bar) SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. (the vaccum says that it39。s why we keep him behind these impenatratable 6inch steel doors. (While he says that, he knocks on the door and the door opens.) Of course, it helps to lock it. (They both run into the cell.) He39。s song and then talks during the Then I mis some of... line.) He39。s your news? Patrick: (Both calm down.) I found out where boogers e from. (Patrick whispers into SpongeBob39。t e off.) SpongeBob: Man, how39。s lips with a tool) The best kind of lyrics are the ones that are deep and revealing. Something only you know? *coughs* Secret recipe. Patrick: I once searched for my innermost secrets. All I found was this. (Patrick shows that he39。t want us bugging the customers. So, we have to go in after hours when nobody39。re on our way to our first gig. We39。m back to my old cell. Police Officer 2: Oh, no, you39。ll just throw those away for you. Mr. Krabs: No, wait! I39。s rock! (The next 2 lines are said at the same time.) Patrick: Yeah! Squidward: We39。s the cops. I can39。s Gary39。s that? Plankton: (Plankton puts the box down) Tshirts. (Next 2 lines are said at the same time) SpongeBob: (Gasps) Patrick: Ooh! Both: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy... (Both laugh) SpongeBob: Ah, (SpongeBob begins to be confused) Plankton and the... Patty Stealers? Plankton: (Starts to sweat manically) Uh, if you guys don39。ll join your band and help you bottomfeeders, (bursts out rest of the line) BUT I gotta get in shape first! (Squidward leaves to his house.) SpongeBob: Isn39。t fool me! Not when you got an awesome guitar like that! And only a true rocker would have hair as greasy and nasty as yours. It39。s just great. (Plankton notices his Electric Guitar.) Hey! Its my old guitar. I used to play it, when I was in that band, as a kid. Man, those were good times. (A flashback starts and it shows Plankton in a 2 year old bedroom. His electric guitar is shown with a drum set and a guitar being played by his stuffed animals.) Okay everybody! One two... one two three! (You see Plankton try to play it and you see the rest of them doing nothing, as they were stuffed animals. His cocoa falls over and you see him annoyed. Then the flashback ends.) You know, I don39。t worry Squilliam, I might be able to get Squidward to help redecorate your house. He is a personal friend of mine. You know success hasn39。t wait any longer, i39。t... (SpongeBob moves it again) OW! SpongeBob: Okay. (moves it again, ripping off Squidward39。ll just... (screams again) There39。s a gilded door knob. Nick: Absolutely magical! Squilliam: Absolutely imported. Nick: May I? Squilliam: Of course. (Nick turns it) Nick: Oh, lovely. Squilliam: Idn39。t Squilliam Fancyson, my life long rival who I met in high school band class, is it? Squi