【正文】 Squilliam: Hello. Squidward: (gasps) This isn39。s that talking in the background? Squilliam: Oh I39。t look too bad either. (both laugh) Squilliam: Oh, Nicky. Nick: Camera crew, can we get a shot of Squilliam Fancyson39。s house. cuts to the inside of his house) Squilliam: I give you wele, to my foyer. Nick: It39。ve died and gone to fancy heaven! (scene cuts to the opening background. The birds head gets replaces the O, then cuts back to Squilliams house) Is that what I think it is? Squilliam: It sure is, it39。d like to present to you my most favorite room, in the house (Squilliam opens the door, revealing the bathroom) It39。ll notice that it39。s! Nick: Really? Squidward: Really! Nick: Okay, we39。ll just use this chair to hide it. There we go. Now i39。ll never get this place in shape in time! (notices SpongeBob in the window) SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me? SpongeBob: Umm... What day is it? Squidward: It39。or Habanero! (Cuts to later) Squidward: All right, first of all: I39。t do anything else! SpongeBob: Okay. (SpongeBob picks up the brush, then throws it away and absorbs the paint, then splatters the paint around) Squidward: SpongeBob, what was that noise? (screams) Skin me alive, and drench me in boiling oil! What have you done to my living room? I told you just to paint the faded spot. SpongeBob: Well, it all looked kinda faded. (Squidward growls, then looks at the clock again) Squidward: Never mind! Maybe it won39。s on my foot. Now don39。t need you, I can move it myself. (slips on toenail, and trips) SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, you39。ve gotta run upstairs and dress my wound SpongeBob: Roger! (SpongeBob walks on screen with a vaccum) Okay Squidward, found the vaccum. Squidward? Well i39。s house is in the vaccum) SpongeBob: Don39。s Nick? Sorry Squidward I couldn39。s toilet es out of his bathroom groaning) Toilet: Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery. (toilet jumps into Squidward39。s on full capacity) Squidward: Oh no! (Squidward39。s house) Well I, I, I, Well I don39。t. (Squilliam falls) Squidward: Yay! SpongeBob talking and Squilliam crying: Oh, don39。s too dangerous to let him around the other inmates. Police Officer 2: Why? What he39。s gone! He39。s face, running away) Umm... Frank, where39。ve done for you. Karen: BEAT IT, YOU JAIL BIRD, AND TAKE ALL OF YOUR JUNK, TOO! (She kicks out a box of his stuff out of the Chum Bucket too. Plankton tries to struggle out under of the box) Plankton: Well, that39。s voice can be heard. A few seconds later, you see him on the street behind Plankton singing a song.) Oh I wish I was grinding up the Krabby Patties.That39。s sing about the Krabby Patty. If I could just get him to explain that song, I39。s terrible. Krabs shouldn39。t have a band. SpongeBob: Oh, but you can39。s house. SpongeBob is holding Plankton39。s ears indistinctly, and tells him where they e from. SpongeBob is shocked, but then is a little grossed out.) SpongeBob: Ew, really? Patrick: (Nods in agreement.) Uhhuh. What39。t know anything about music! Too bad you39。s worth it, and slowly changes his mind) playing enormous stadiums filled with screaming, adoring fans... (Squidward smiles to the idea) clapping, demanding encores... cheering me... (He imitates cheering... stops after a few seconds.) Oh, uh, changed my mind. I39。s RockNRoll outfit, with an afro wig.) SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, being in a band gives you the liberty to dress with a little more... uh, how should I put this? Patrick: Yeah? SpongeBob: Well, with just a little more... Patrick: (Furious) Go ahead, say it, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: You know, Pizzazz! Patrick: (Clears throat and continues) Perhaps you didn39。d you grow that so fast? Patrick: Natural talent, watch this... (Patrick shows that he can make his hair e in and out of his skin and make it in any hairdo he wants.) SpongeBob: Whoo, yeah! (SpongeBob claps) Dig that fancy follicle work! Patrick: Hey, check this one out. (Patrick does the trick again, but this time, he makes it an old guy39。ve got a lot of work to do before I39。s carrying a box.) Plankton: Greetings, fellow bandmates. SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, what39。re wearing the shirt and Patrick laughs. Patrick39。s holding his heart.) SpongeBob: (Still muffled) Is that what you mean, Plankton? (Plankton slaps his head with annoyance. Scene skips to later that day when Plankton has a machine in the garage. He grunts as he carries it.) What is that? Plankton: It39。s sucking SpongeBob39。. Time to feed himTime to feed himNow it39。s going and then screams only to realize that Patrick is wearing the headphones. Patrick goans, and the machine explodes. Plankton starts crying.) I39。s there. Plankton: (His spirits are lifted.) When nobody39。s moved where we see Squidward exercising. He makes one more and he has huge muscles. He gasps at it.) Squidward: My perfect dreambody. (Squidward runs out of his house with his bass guitar and goes into SpongeBob39。s a police car.) Plankton: Oh, no, it39。s tough. Don39。re in a band. Police Officer: A band, huh, well, that39。s right... (He points to a nostril on his face.) SpongeBob: Yes? (SpongeBob laughs again. The cop motions to wipe it off. You can tell Plankton39。ll have a great time! (Plankton goes inside and whispers to himself.) Now where does Krabs keep that formula? (SpongeBob screams as he goes inside.) SpongeBob: Whoo, let39。m ready!) OK! Patrick, are you ready? (Patrick answers by laughing while beating his belly.) Plankton, are you ready? (Crickets are chirping in the background.) Plankton? (We see Plankton is stealing the formula. SpongeBob gasps.) Plankton! (He breaks the bottle by saying his name in the mic loudly. The formula is shown to the audience, but all of it is in gerblish.) Plankton: Uh... I39。re not. We39。s no time to waste, Plankton. (Plankton looks outside.) We39。re no good. Sir, I39。s Spo