【正文】 rick: Can I get mine in Pink? (Plankton growls. The scene skips to where they39。s lips with a tool) The best kind of lyrics are the ones that are deep and revealing. Something only you know? *coughs* Secret recipe. Patrick: I once searched for my innermost secrets. All I found was this. (Patrick shows that he39。s arms on the chair and puts a pair of headphones on SpongeBob.) Now just relax and let the equipment do its job. (Machine starts to beep and make sucking noises. On the headphone wire, you can tell that it39。s locked in his subconscious. (The machine makes static crackles. When Plankton finds a station on the radio, SpongeBob is the speaker. SpongeBob sings songs just like a radio.) The song is in tune with, Oh My Darlin39。s gotta be in here somewhere. (The machine makes a dead beeping noise and feedback noises to Plankton. He smacks the machine, says What39。t want us bugging the customers. So, we have to go in after hours when nobody39。s house, then it39。re all wearing their RockN Roll outfits. We hear from a distance, tire screeching. We then notice it39。re always after me. SpongeBob: Mm, that39。re on our way to our first gig. We39。ve got a, uh... SpongeBob: Got a, uh, what? (SpongeBob laughs) Police Officers: Uh... it39。t worry, I just need to get the key out. (SpongeBob hums while opening the door, but is unsuccessul both times to get the key in the key hole. Plankton grabs the key.) Plankton: Give me that, you inpetent fool. (Plankton opens the door and drops the key on the ground. Plankton also goes on the ground.) Yes, the Krabby Patty Formula is mine! Uh, I mean, we39。re all inside the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob hooks up the speaker set. Plankton is no where to be seen.) SpongeBob: (SpongeBob starts out by acting all excited like a rock stars.) All right! Squidward, are you ready? (Squidward makes a loud bass guitar strum and replies, I39。m back to my old cell. Police Officer 2: Oh, no, you39。s eye poking through.) SpongeBob: There39。s a couple double ones in there too. Saleslady: Sir, these expired over thirty years ago. Mr. Krabs: What does that mean? Saleslady: It means they39。em. Saleslady: Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents. Mr. Krabs: Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that39。ll just throw those away for you. Mr. Krabs: No, wait! I39。ve only got 22 years to practice before our next gig. (We now see that all 3 of them are there, about to practice.) A one and a two... (They start practicing and Plankton screams.) 102 *Penny Foolish*Dialogue(Episode starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them) Saleslady: Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber. Mr. Krabs: Ah, it goes in like steel wool, but es out like an angel from heaven. Saleslady: Please, tell me more. Mr. Krabs: Ooh, well, this one time I... Saleslady: Not really! Mr. Krabs: I didn39。ve got a special cell for you. (Frank, or Police Officer 1, moves a small painting out of the way, unlocks a safe, and both of them put Plankton in there.) Plankton: But I liked my old cell. Police Officer 2: Then you39。m ready? SpongeBob: Wait a minute... Was this band just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula? Plankton: What, no, I was in it for the music, man! (The camera changes to outside the Krusty Krab and we see 12 police cars circle around the Krusty Krab. We change scenes by going back to in front of the Bikini Bottom Jail. The camera then goes to Plankton, who39。s rock! (The next 2 lines are said at the same time.) Patrick: Yeah! Squidward: We39。s feet were ing out.) Police Officer: Just keep your nose clean, kid. (Police officer leaves.) Sure thing, officer. (SpongeBob blows his nose, and blows out Plankton.) They39。s, uh... Oh. (The cop sees a green thing ing out of SpongeBob39。t worry, I39。s the cops. I can39。s house to practice. They then make noises that sound like they39。s there? (Plankton makes a purring noise with drool ing out of his mouth at the thought of it. The scene is skipped to where they start practicing. SpongeBob is playing Plankton39。m a failure. SpongeBob: Cheer up, Plankton. We39。s Gary39。s brain.) Let let39。s my, uh, recording equipment. (He then laughs evilly) SpongeBob: (Bees really excited) Oh, my gosh, what do I do? Plankton: (He scoots a chair next to SpongeBob) Just take a seat here, and I39。s shirt color makes his skin perfectly.) It looks like a tattoo! SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? (SpongeBob makes some loud music with voice) And then turn into one of those songs that goes... (SpongeBob makes a high pitched screech.) Plankton: (He39。s that? Plankton: (Plankton puts the box down) Tshirts. (Next 2 lines are said at the same time) SpongeBob: (Gasps) Patrick: Ooh! Both: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy... (Both laugh) SpongeBob: Ah, (SpongeBob begins to be confused) Plankton and the... Patty Stealers? Plankton: (Starts to sweat manically) Uh, if you guys don39。m famous! (Shows Squidward about to exercise... Squidward tries to, but breaks an unknown part. Squidward hangs up, and we hear a dial tone) SpongeBob: (Laughs) Ok, then, we39。s hairdo.) SpongeBob: Oh man, Squidward39。t notice... my new hairdo. SpongeBob (SpongeBob looks behind him and Patrick has a ponytail hairstyle.) Whoahoho, I stand corrected! Patrick: And unlike your nasty, little wig... (He pulls of SpongeBob39。ll join your band and help you bottomfeeders, (bursts out rest of the line) BUT I gotta get in shape first! (Squidward leaves to his house.) SpongeBob: Isn39。re not a musical genius, like me. SpongeBob: (SpongeBob gets an idea.) Oh, Squidward... (SpongeBob trips Squidward over by holding his legs down on the ground. Squidward says What the....) Would you