【正文】 re there.] Monica: There39。s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I39。s my mother, which is veryvery weird, because she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie? Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don39。ll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? Ross: Sorry. Joey: Alright Ross, look. You39。s umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.) Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really geous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 39。re the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica: Who wasn39。m sorry. I just don39。re a shoe, you39。s a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: You can see where he39。s it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few... Rachel: I39。t do that again, it39。d be good... Monica: (horrified) Really? Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can39。m just gonna hang out here tonight. It39。s this? Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。s going through that right now, he39。t, it39。m divorced! Joey: Shut up! Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.) Ross: That only took me an hour. Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。? That39。s, it39。s Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, ChachiChachiChachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That39。 mean anything to you? Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with AndreaAngelaAndrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler) Chandler: Angela39。know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。t hear. The others move Monica39。m an actor. Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。t stop smiling. Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. Monica: I know, he39。know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.] Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we39。t believe you didn39。ve got great boots39。s hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: You39。t think so. Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.) Ross: C39。s Paul39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。know? I mean it39。re in the car, we39。s getting kinda close.39。s still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh Ross: Why why are you here, Carol? Carol: I39。s already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you39。re like all chaotic and twirly. And notnot in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don39。s because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y39。s fine! Monica: Look , I39。s, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 3 of 201 Pages and Monica are watching Three39。t that your exwife? (Carol, Ross39。re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a coworker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, it39。s not that we don39。s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas. Chandler: Okay, so, I39。m hearing here... Monica: What? II said you had a Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had... Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop? Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again? All: Yes! Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it39。s watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no Rachel: Sorry Ross: No no no, go Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don39。know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It39。t know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause) Ross: The word you39。d you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card. Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m trained for nothing