【正文】 ! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Chandler: And yet you39。to get you into bed39。s like that. With feelings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time! Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I39。Look, Gippetto, I39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Monica: We39。t do. Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。s June. I39。s Apartment, they39。t there? Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 2 of 201 Pages haven39。s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。t do it! I don39。t me, it39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。shaped bracket. Joey: Which goes where? Chandler: I have no idea. (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) Joey: Done with the bookcase! Chandler: All finished! Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red. Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey! Ross: So Rachel, what39。t know.) (There39。s, uh, it39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。s my life. Well maybe I39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。mon Daddy, listen to me! It39。t be an issue... [Scene: Monica39。 Lo? I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that39。re angry. You39。ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。s just some guy I work with! Joey: C39。s gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 39。t know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren39。t, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn39。re single! Have some hormones! Ross: I don39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。s really not happy about it. Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide! Ross: (in a deep voice) I39。You39。know? Or a or a hat! No, I39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。s away a lot. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It39。not a real date39。m sorry, I didn39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。m thinking we39。re outta here. Chandler: Yes, please don39。s Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] Rachel: Barry, I39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.] Ross: I39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don39。mI39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.) [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.] Commercial Break [Scene: Monica39。re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。t input those numbers,... it doesn39。re right, I39。t you? Monica: How do you do that? Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I39。t want to put that out into the universe. Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Phoebe: All right, c39。I don39。mon, you can39。... Monica: All right, you ready? Rachel: No. No, no, I39。re gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it39。s geeky older brother. Rachel: I did. Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think and try not to let my intense vulnerability bee any kind of a factor here but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe? Rachel: Yeah, maybe... Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will... Rachel: Goodnight. Ross: Goodnight. (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.) Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what39。s an image. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I39。s there.] Monica: What you guys don39。s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert39。t she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she. Marsha: He39。s new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How39。s some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:...Then I39。s pillow. Phoebe: Monica Hi! Um, Monica, you39。