【正文】 s pillow. Phoebe: Monica Hi! Um, Monica, you39。s new? Still, uh... Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well... you never know. How39。s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert39。s an image. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? Rachel: I39。re gonna love it! [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it39。mon, you can39。t want to put that out into the universe. Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Phoebe: All right, c39。re right, I39。re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.] Ross: I39。re outta here. Chandler: Yes, please don39。re not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your (thinks) big lizards... Anyway, if you don39。not a real date39。s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that39。You39。Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?39。t, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn39。s gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 39。m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there39。re angry. You39。t be an issue... [Scene: Monica39。. And today I just stopped and I said, 39。know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 39。t know.) (There39。t want to. Commercial Break [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh! [Scene: Ross39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。t do it! I don39。t there? Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say? Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 2 of 201 Pages haven39。s June. I39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Monica: We39。s like that. With feelings. Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble. Monica: Big time! Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used. Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I39。m trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Chandler: And yet you39。t know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause) Ross: The word you39。s watch and goes into her room.) Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no Rachel: Sorry Ross: No no no, go Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don39。s leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas. Chandler: Okay, so, I39。re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a coworker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, it39。s, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 1 3 of 201 Pages and Monica are watching Three39。s because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y39。s already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you39。s getting kinda close.39。know? I mean it39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。t think so. Ross: Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.) Ross: C39。ve got great boots39。know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.] Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that? Ross: I assume we39。m an actor. Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.] Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, ChachiChachiChachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That39。? That39。t, it39。s this? Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Ross: A wandering? Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled o