【正文】 Shrek! 菲奧娜 Fiona! 菲奧娜 ? Fiona? 噢 不 Oh, no. 出的比進(jìn)的好 我總這么說(shuō) Better out than in, I always say. 不 不 不 No, no, no! 沒(méi)事的 會(huì)沒(méi)事的 It39。m... 我也愛(ài)你 親愛(ài)的 I love you, too, honey! 不 我是說(shuō) 我 No! I said I39。s why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice. 不是那樣的 你看 It39。d like to. 我得走了 I got to go! 我也不想離開(kāi)你的 I don39。re not your friends. 這可不是你該來(lái)的地方 You don39。re still making jokes. 算了吧 爸爸 一個(gè)怪物當(dāng)國(guó)王 ? Come on, Dad. An ogre as king? 這可不是個(gè)好主意 That39。s be rational about this. 你最近有見(jiàn)過(guò)小嬰兒么 ? Have you seen a baby lately? 他們吃了就拉 就哭 They just eat and poop, and they cry... 再哭 再拉 又拉 又哭 ...then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. 現(xiàn)在 想象一個(gè)怪物嬰兒 Now, imagine an ogre baby. 特別能哭 特別能睡 They extracry and they extrapoop. 史萊克 你難道沒(méi)想過(guò)要個(gè)家么 ? Shrek, don39。s it! We39。s just until Dad gets better. 史萊克 ? Shrek? 怎么 ? Yeah? 你看起來(lái)真帥 You look handsome. 過(guò)來(lái) 你 Come here, you. 我的屁股癢得不行 My butt is itching up a storm 可穿這身猴子裝 我根本抓不到 and I can39。ll be filling in for the King and Queen. 有 幾個(gè)典禮需要您出席 先生 Several functions require your attendance, sir. 太好了 我們開(kāi)始吧 Great! Let39。怪物史萊克 3 中英文對(duì)照字幕 前進(jìn) 昌西 Onward, Chauncey! 向著最高塔樓的最高房間前進(jìn) To the highest room of the tallest tower... 我的公主在那兒等待著 ...where my princess awaits rescue 她英俊的查明王子去拯救 from her handsome Prince Charming! 比《情書(shū)》還難看 我討厭餐館劇院 This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater! 我也是 Me, too. 哇噢 那邊 昌西 Whoa there, Chauncey! 聽(tīng)呀 勇敢的查明王子在靠近 Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth. 別害怕 美麗的女士 我會(huì)殺了 Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you... 看守你的怪物 讓我變成真正的國(guó)王 ...then take my place as rightful king. 她 怎么說(shuō)的 ? What did she say? 是史萊克 It39。s get started. 快點(diǎn) 懶骨頭 是時(shí)候動(dòng)起來(lái)了 Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving! 你需要穿雙鞋子 You need to get a pair of jammies. 我封你為騎士 I knight thee. 既然你繼承王位成為國(guó)王 If you39。t reach it in th is monkey suit. 嘿 你 過(guò)來(lái) 你叫什么名字 ? Hey, you! Come here. What39。re leaving! Calm down. 冷靜點(diǎn) ? 你覺(jué)得我 們不像是笑話么 ? 我是個(gè)怪物 Calm down? Who do you think we39。t you ever think about having a family? 現(xiàn)在 你就是我的家 Right now, you39。s not such a good idea. 一定還有人的 還有人的 There must be somebody else. Anybody! 除了你之外 就只有一名繼承人了 Aside from you, thereis only one remaining heir. 真的么 ? 是誰(shuí) 爸爸 ? Really? Who is he, Dad? 他叫 His name is... 叫 ...is... 他叫什么呀 ? What39。t belong here. 你說(shuō)的對(duì) 不過(guò) 我是說(shuō) 這是我們?cè)搧?lái)的地方么 ? You39。t wanna leave you either. 不過(guò)你知道史萊克是怎樣的人 But you know how Shrekis. 沒(méi)有我 這家伙會(huì)迷路的 The dude39。s not that. You see... 如果他給我找麻煩 我總會(huì)有理由有辦法 And if he gives me trouble, I always have persuasion and reason. 這是理由 這是辦法 Here39。m... 你什么 ? You39。s okay. It39。t going to ruin your life. 我擔(dān)心的不是會(huì)毀掉我的生活 It39。s true. 我是被 詛咒了的 I39。s just say some things are better left unsaid. 那么我就說(shuō) 我寧可得黑死病 也不愿跟你去約會(huì) So I was all like, I39。s into college guys 還有神話人物之類的玩意相當(dāng)有興趣 and mythical creatures. 噢 亞瑟 Oh, Arthur... 出來(lái)吧 出來(lái)吧 不管你在哪兒 ...e out, e out, wherever you are! 你們最好給我跑遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn) 你個(gè)沒(méi)良心的壞蛋 You better run, you little punk nogoodniks! 貧嘴驢短內(nèi)褲的日子已經(jīng)結(jié)束了 The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over! 等等 Hold it. 我們是來(lái)參加吉祥物大賽的 We39。re doing! 這真是有點(diǎn)太不正統(tǒng)了 This is all a bit unorthodox... 我上哪兒能找到亞瑟王侯 ? Where can I find Arthur Pendragon? 嘿 等等 Hey, wait... 真棒 Classic. 你應(yīng)該為自己感到羞辱 You should be ashamed of yourself! 又不是我干的 是他們 I didn39。s head in a chamber pot, stop and think, 嘿 或許這個(gè)孩子也有感覺(jué)的 Hey, maybe th is guy has feelings. 或許我該放他一馬 Maybe I should cut him some slack. 因?yàn)? 或許 或許 或許 39。n39。s the baby? 你真是太好了 白雪公主 可我不能接受 You39。t Peter Pan. 他不叫彼得 閉嘴 溫蒂 His name39。t lie. 好 了 告訴我 木偶 史萊克在哪兒 ? So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek? 那么 我不知道他不在哪兒 Well... I don39。t be. 如果那確實(shí)不是他去的地方的話 If that indeed wasn39。ve heard it39。t want Artie getting the wrong idea. 亞蒂 ? Artie? 真夠郁悶的 There goes my hip! 亞蒂 你在干嗎 ? Artie! What are you doing? 這看起來(lái)像什么 ? What does it look like?! 這可 不是你該干的 Th is reallyisn39。re heading back to Far Far Away one way or another... 而且你會(huì)當(dāng)父親 ...and you39。ll be ten times better at it than me. 嘿 史萊克 如果你想讓他跟著你走 就改變策略 Then change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with him. 你說(shuō)得對(duì) 貧嘴驢 You39。t straight trippin39。ve been kidnapped by a monster who39。re 現(xiàn)在正處于自我毀滅的憤怒旋渦 in the midst of a selfdestructive rage spiral, 告訴你會(huì)是很不負(fù)責(zé)任的行為 it would be karmically irresponsible. 自我毀滅 ? 你到底要不要幫我們 ? Selfdestructive? Are you going to help us or not? 肯定幫 不過(guò) 得等你 Most definitely, but only after you 進(jìn)行了心靈之旅之后 take the journey to your soul! 我可不覺(jué)得 I don39。s either that or primal scream therapy. 好了 心靈之旅啦 All right. Journey to the soul. 現(xiàn)在 你們所有人 Now, all of you, 看著真理之火 look into the Fire of Truth 告訴我你們看到了什么 and tell me what you see. 噢 猜謎游戲 Ooh, charades! 好了 我看到了帶肉桂的荷蘭德國(guó)大蛋糕 Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls! 好了 怪物 該你了 Okay, monster... go for it. 我看到一匹五彩繽紛的小馬 I see a rainbow pony. 很好 現(xiàn)在 孩子到你了 Excellent work! Now the boy. 真煩 This is lame. 你才煩 趕緊的 You39。t want to try my Rock Au Gratin? 不含化學(xué)物質(zhì)的 It39。t! 你讓我快瘋了 You39。s just a joke. 還算是吧 Still... 聽(tīng)著 亞蒂 Listen, Artie. 如果你覺(jué)得這瘋狂的事情很蠢 我理解你 伙計(jì) If you think th is whole mad scene ain39。re going to be king! 你會(huì)當(dāng)國(guó)王 是呀 對(duì)呀 You39。t know anything about being king! 你會(huì)學(xué)習(xí)怎么做的 You39。ll be living in the lap of luxury. 最好的大廚隨時(shí)聽(tīng)你的號(hào)令 The finest chefs will wait for your order. 而且 幸運(yùn)的是 你還會(huì)有御用試味員 And fortunately, you39。t. 即使他不在我所知道的他去的地方 也就是說(shuō) Even if he wasn39。s not. 你不知道史萊克在哪兒 ? You don39。re going to die! 大家都快進(jìn)來(lái) 快 Everyone in! Now! 快點(diǎn) 撞 Come on! Put some back into it! 沒(méi)時(shí)間了 快 We don39。t accept this. 沒(méi)什么的 我家里還有六個(gè) It39。s present time! 菲奧娜 請(qǐng)你先開(kāi)我送的那個(gè)吧 就是前面那個(gè) Fiona, please open mine first. It39。s gonna turn out to be, I don39。