【正文】 n all the land. 在全國(guó)之內(nèi) And it was destiny that his kiss 他的一個(gè)親吻 would break the dreaded curse. 能夠打破惡毒的詛咒 He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower 他還要爬上塔樓最高的屋頂 to enter the princess39。s on her honeymoon. Honeymoon? With whom? 她在度蜜月 蜜月 ？ 跟誰(shuí)在一起 ？ * So she said what39。cause I can39。t mean to do it “ 我愛(ài)你 ” * But there39。m in love, I39。d better be going. 看看時(shí)間 ， 你該走了 Don39。re bothering me. 你打擾了我們 Oh, OK. All right, cool. l guess... 好吧，這樣吧 Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so... 我和小木偶正要去看比賽 Maybe l39。39。39。39。ll be wele at the country club. 我不認(rèn)識(shí)的人會(huì)在鄉(xiāng)村俱樂(lè)部歡迎 Stop it. They39。t worry! We39。em up! 快行快行快快行 ！ * Move 39。em out! Pound 39。m gonna just stop talking. Finally! 好，你輸了 總算是 This is taking forever, Shrek. There39。... * Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? 大家快看 ! 小姐們 !出來(lái)游行的好天氣呀 ! You working that hat. 帽子好漂亮 ! [Donkey] Swimming pools! Movie stars! 游泳池 !電影明星 ! Announcing the longawaited return 宣告國(guó)人等待已久的 of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband. 美麗公主費(fèi)歐娜和新婚丈夫的回歸 Well, this is it. 就是這里 This is it. This is it. 就是這個(gè) 就是這個(gè) This is it. 就是這個(gè) Uh... why don39。s go before they light the torches. 趁他們還沒(méi)有點(diǎn)亮火炬快跑 They39。d like you to meet my husband... 這是我的丈夫 Shrek. 史萊克 ! lt39。t tell me you don39。t you, honey? Oh, yes! 對(duì)吧，親愛(ài)的？ 當(dāng)然了 lt39。t mind if l do, Lillian. 不介意我也吃吧 ， 莉雅 l suppose any grandchildren l could expect from you would be... 你覺(jué)得我的任何孫子都會(huì)是 Ogres, yes! 怪模怪樣 ! Not that there39。m your fairy godmother. 我是你的神仙教母 l have a fairy godmother? Shush, shush. 我有神仙教母 ？ Now, don39。39。t need all this. 可我真不需要這些 Fine. Be that way. We didn39。s all right. l need to go, anyway. 沒(méi)關(guān)系 反正我也要走了 But remember, dear. lf you should ever need me... 記住，親愛(ài)的 如果你需要我的話 happiness... is just a teardrop away. 幸福只需要一滴眼淚 Thanks, but we39。s a news flash for you! 最新消息是 Whether your parents like it or not... l am an ogre! 無(wú)論你父母喜不喜歡 我都是怪物 And guess what, Princess? That39。 你真行 ， 史萊克 ， 我是怪物 l knew this would happen. [Lillian] You should. You started it. 我就知道會(huì)這樣 你應(yīng)該，是你引發(fā)的 l can hardly believe that, Lillian. He39。s not the same! 那不一樣 l don39。t my fault. He didn39。s what39。t like to be disturbed. Where could l find him? 他不喜歡別人去找他 Hello? 喂 ？ Who dares enter my room? 誰(shuí)敢進(jìn)我的房間 ？ Sorry! l hope l39。ve just gotta let it go * Dear Knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. 親愛(ài)的騎士 我祈禱你把這個(gè)當(dāng)作我的感謝 Dear Diary... 親愛(ài)的日記 Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, 睡美人明天要開(kāi)睡衣晚會(huì) but Dad says I can39。re lost. 承認(rèn)吧，驢子，我們失敗了 We can39。39。t worry about it. 抱歉了 別介意 l just really need to make things work with this guy. 我很想跟他建立友好關(guān)系 Yeah, sure. Now let39。s father paid you to do this? 費(fèi)歐娜的父親給你錢(qián)讓你對(duì)付我 The rich King? Si. 富有的國(guó)王，沒(méi)錯(cuò) Well, so much for Dad39。39。s ever happened to you! 驢子 !想想你今生最悲哀的事 Aw, man, where do l begin? 哎喲，讓我從哪兒說(shuō)起呢？ First there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. 先是有個(gè)老農(nóng)夫 要賣(mài)了我換取神奇豆子 我至今未能忘懷 Then this fool had a party 然后這笨蛋跑去派對(duì) and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. 所有的客人都想在我身上釘尾巴 Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going 39。ll be glad to make you an appointment. 你想來(lái)我辦公室 很高興于您預(yù)約時(shí)間 Have a 39。re on the move! 誰(shuí)也不能阻止我們 我們開(kāi)始行動(dòng)了 Stop, Ogre! l have misjudged you. Join the club. We39。 祝您幸?？鞓?lè) Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? 你準(zhǔn)備征戰(zhàn)了嗎 ？ That39。 喝醉后用棍子打我 還喊 “ 品尼亞大 ” What is a pinata, anyway? “ 品尼亞大 ” 是什么意思？ No, Donkey! l need you to cry! 不 ， 驢子 ， 我要你哭 Don39。39。s what the King said. 沒(méi)錯(cuò)，國(guó)王也是這么說(shuō) Oh, uh... sorry. l thought that question was directed at me. 抱歉 我以為那個(gè)問(wèn)題是要我回答的 Shrek, Fiona knows you39。t purr. What do you think l am, some kind of a... 驢子不會(huì)那樣，你以為我是什么呢 Haha! Fear me, if you dare! 有膽就怕我 ! [hisses] Look! A little cat. 看 ， 一只小貓 Look out, Shrek! He got a piece! 小心 ， 史萊克 !他有武器 lt39。s dad 很好，這是我唯一 與老岳父搞好關(guān)系的機(jī)會(huì) and l end up lost in the woods with you! 讓我在樹(shù)林里跟著你迷路了 Don39。39。ll all live happily ever after. 我們會(huì)從此幸福快樂(lè)的在一起 Mrs. Fiona Charming. 白馬王子太太 Mrs. Fiona Charming. 白馬王子太太 Mrs. Fiona Charming. [echoing] Mrs. Fiona Charming. 白馬王子太太 Sorry. l hope l39。m getting down too low * Everyone says you39。s not a guy, per se. 這個(gè)人是誰(shuí)？ 其實(shí)，他不是人 Um... He39。re happy. Er... okay. 我的飲食結(jié)構(gòu) 都被你毀了，你高興了？ Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo... chili rings... 兩個(gè)文藝復(fù)興卷餅 辣椒卷 l39。d like to know how it could get any worse! 這樣不好么 ! 我倒想看看怎么會(huì)更糟 Hello, Harold. [gasps] 你好 ， 哈洛 ! 什么事 ？ What happened? Nothing, dear! Just the old hunting wound playing up a bit! 沒(méi)什么 只是東征傷口有點(diǎn)作痛 [chuckles] l39。ll never five you if you don39。39。t think l was going to get Daddy39。s just trying to help. 她只想幫忙而已 Good! She can help us pack. Get your coat, dear. We39。 整形手術(shù) ， 全身動(dòng)作 * Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair 絲滑的頭發(fā)贏得王子心 * Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush 化妝品樣樣來(lái) 贏得性感小王子的心 * Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay 要走運(yùn)，釣帥哥 和你的王子干草堆上滾一圈 * You can spoon on the moon With the prince to the tune 肯定會(huì)樂(lè)得你飛上天 * Don39。ll help you set a new fashion trend 我們幫你設(shè)立最新時(shí)尚潮流 * I39。t understand. You39。t it? 現(xiàn)在想那種事有點(diǎn)過(guò)早吧？ lndeed. l just started eating. Harold! 的確，我剛才開(kāi)始吃 哈洛 What39。s all right. He39。39。re not home. 為你好 ？ 這是我們的機(jī)會(huì) 我們進(jìn)去假裝沒(méi)有在家 Harold, we have to be... 哈洛 ， 我們要假裝 Quick! While they39。s not little! That39。m just so darn bored. 好吧，明白了，我不過(guò)覺(jué)得無(wú)聊 Well, find a way to entertain yourself. 設(shè)法自己娛樂(lè)吧 For five minutes... 5分鐘 Could you not be yourself... [shouts] ...for five minutes! 能不能堅(jiān)持 5分鐘 ？ Are we there yet? 到了沒(méi)有 ？ [chuckles] Yes! Oh, finally! 到了 ! 總算到了 ! Wow! 哇 ! lt39。em hard! * Rawhide! * Yeehaw! 見(jiàn)見(jiàn)老媽媽 ！ 用力擠奶 ！ [Donkey] Are we there yet? [S