【正文】 9。How di d your cl ot hes get into such a mes ?39。 I shouted. 39。ve f or got en m y key. 39。Wel l, I39。 answer ed t he pol iceman in t he sam e t one. 39。t t hi nk t he wi ndows need cleani ng at hi s tim e of the ni ght. 39。e oper at ions are pr ogresing sm oothly. I f they knew how dif fi cult it was t o dr il l t hr ough the har d rock, t hey woul d lose hear t. Leson89 A sl i p of t he t ongue 口誤 Peopl e wi l do anyt hi ng t o se afr ee showeven if it i s a bad one. When the news got round t hat a vari et y show woul d be present ed at our l ocal ci nema by the P. and U. Bir d Sed Com pany, we al r ushed t o see i t. We had t o queue f or hour s t o get in and t her e m ust have been several hundr ed people present j ust be f ore t he show began. Unfort unat el y, t he show was one of t he dull est we have ever seen. Those who f ail ed t o get in need not have f elt disappoi nt ed as m any of t he art istes who should have appear ed did not e. The onl y f unny t hi ngs we heard t hat eveni ng came f rom t he adverti ser at t he begi nning of t he pr ogramm e. He was obvi ousl y ver y ner vous and f or som e m inut es stood awkwar dl y bef or e t he mi cr ophone. As soon as he opened his m outh, ever yone burst out laughing. We al know what t he poor m an shoul d have sai d, but what he act ual l y sai d was: 39。 I don39。 So do I ,39。 39。You see, I39。My key, 39。 she asked. 39。 answered the Am basador dr il y. 39。 excl aim ed his wif e. 39。 answer ed t he Ambassador . 39。s hat. 39。 sai d t he Am basador. 39。 Lesson96 The dead ret urn 亡靈返鄉(xiāng) A Fest ival for the Dead is hel d once a year i n Japan. This festival i s a cheerf ul occasion, f or on this day, the dead ar e said to r et urn to t heir homes and t hey ar e wel ed by t he l iving. As they are expected t o be hungr y af ter t heir long journey, food i s laid out for them. Specialy made lant er ns are hung outside each house to hel p the dead to fi nd t heir way. Al night l ong, people dance and si ng. In t he e oper ati ons ar e pr ogr essi ng smoot hl y. If t hey knew how di f icul t i t was to dri l through t he har d rock, they would l ose heart. Leson89 A sli p of the t ongue 口誤 Peopl e wil do anything to se a fr ee showeven if i t i s a bad one. When the news got round t hat a vari et y show would be present ed at our local ci nema by the P. and U. Bir d Seed Company, we al rushed to se i t. We had to queue for hours t o get i n and there must have been sever al hundred peopl e pr esent just be fore t he show began. Unfor tunately, the show was one of the dull est we have ever seen. Those who f ai led to get in need not have felt disappoi nt ed as many of the ar tistes who should have appear ed did not e. The onl y funny t hi ngs we heard that evening came f rom the adverti ser at the beginni ng of the progr amme. He was obviousl y very nervous and f or some mi nutes st ood awkwardly bef ore the microphone. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone bur st out laughing. We al l know wha t the poor man shoul d have said, but what he act ual y said was: 39。t think the windows need cl eaning at this t ime of t he night.39。So do I ,39。 39。You se, I39。 he cal led. 39。What has happened ?39。A fir e exti nguisher, my dear, 39。 exclaimed his wif e. 39。 answer ed the Ambasador. 39。s hat. 39。 said t he Ambasador. 39。 Lesson96 The dead ret urn 亡靈返鄉(xiāng) A Fest ival for the Dead is hel d once a year i n Japan. This festival i s a cheerf ul occasion, f or on this day, the dead ar e said to r et urn to t heir homes and t hey ar e wel ed by t he l iving. As they are expected t o be hungr y af ter t heir long journey, food i s laid out for them. Specialy made lant er ns are hung outside each house to hel p the dead to fi nd t heir way. Al night l ong, people dance and si ng. In t he 中國 XXX汽車有限公司 年產 15萬臺節(jié)能與新能源乘用車項目 申請報告 XXX控股集團有限公司 20xx 年 6 月 e oper at ions are pr ogresing sm oothly. I f they knew how dif fi cult it was t o dr il l t hr ough the har d rock, t hey woul d lose hear t. Leson89 A sl i p of t he t ongue 口誤 Peopl e wi l do anyt hi ng t o se afr ee showeven if it i s a bad one. When the news got round t hat a vari et y show woul d be present ed at our l ocal ci nema by the P. and U. Bir d Sed Com pany, we al r ushed t o see i t. We had t o queue f or hour s t o get in and t her e m ust have been several hundr ed people present j ust be f ore t he show began. Unfort unat el y, t he show was one of t he dull est we have ever seen. Those who f ail ed t o get in need not have f elt disappoi nt ed as m any of t he art istes who should have appear ed did not e. The onl y f unny t hi ngs we heard t hat eveni ng came f rom t he adverti ser at t he begi nning of t he pr ogramm e. He was obvi ousl y ver y ner vous and f or som e m inut es stood awkwar dl y bef or e t he mi cr ophone. As soon as he opened his m outh, ever yone burst out laughing. We al know what t he poor m an shoul d have sai d, but what he act ual l y sai d was: 39。t t hi nk t he wi ndows need cleani ng at hi s tim e of the ni ght. 39。 answer ed t he pol iceman in t he sam e t one. 39。Wel l, I39。ve f or got en m y key. 39。 I shouted. 39。How di d your cl ot hes get into such a mes ?39。Univer si ty student s set the Em basy on f ir e this morning. 39。And wher e wer e you at t he t ime ?39。The f ir e br oke out in t he basem ent. I went down imm ediately. of course, and t hat fool , Hor st, aimed a fir eext inguisher at me. He t hought I was on fi re. I must def init el y get hat fel ow post ed.39。And how can you e xplain t hat ?39。Som eone fir ed a shot through my of fice window. Acurate, don39。Thi s is the Poo and Ee Seed Bi rd Company. Good ladies, eveni ng and gentlemen !39。 I looked down and near ly fel off the ladder when I saw a pol iceman. I immediately regreted answer ing in t he way I did, but I said, 39