【正文】 at her.) What? I can‘t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I‘m on vacation! Monica: What are you guys gonna do? Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.) Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one‘s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one‘s free. Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke‘s on you. Because we don‘t need to get divorced, okay? We we‘re just gonna get an annulment. Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don‘t think surgery‘s the answer here. Phoebe: Ohoh, that‘s your thing. Ross: What? Phoebe: You‘re thing. You‘re thing. Y‘know? You‘re the guy who gets divorced. All: Oh yeah! Ross: Nono, that‘sthat‘s not my thing! I do not love getting divorced! Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you‘re probably gonna marry it! Then it won‘t work out and you‘re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) I‘m so drunk. [Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.] Monica: So, what do you think we should do? Chandler: I don‘t know. But III know I love you! Monica: I know I love you! (They hug.) Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you. Monica: That‘s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you! Chandler: Yes, we don‘t get married unless there‘s a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then there‘s a definite sign that we should get married. Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don‘t get married. Chandler: Sounds great. Monica: Okay. (They approach the craps table.) Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please. Monica: Ready? Chandler: Ready! Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight. (Monica rolls the dice.) Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and they‘re stunned.) Monica: Wow! I can‘t believe I actually rolled an eight. Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, let‘s get married! I guess. Monica: Wait a minute. That wasn‘t a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight. Chandler: That‘s right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit! Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack? Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) We‘re doing the right thing, right? Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clearcut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing sidebyside holding each other‘s hands.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, Phoebe and Joey are driving back. Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping.] Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You can‘t win if you don‘t ask any (sees that he‘s asleep) QUESTIONS!!! Joey: (wakes up) What?! Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We‘ve been on the road six hours and you‘ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to Hi. Oh hi! Hi! Y‘know, 我們在談培根肉 . 不 , 我們在談網(wǎng)球 . 網(wǎng)球更可信 . Hey! 怎么了 ? 我們是不是得談?wù)勀銈冏蛲淼氖?? 還是 我不知道 . 昨晚是什么意思 ? 沒什么 , 沒什么事 uh, 發(fā)生 . 對 ! Uhhuh! Ross邀請我們?nèi)タ戳?. Rach! 我們才不會錯過朋友的婚禮 ! 我們結(jié)婚了 ?! 是的 . 什么 ?! Hello! 我們沒有 . 不 !我們沒結(jié)婚 ! 真荒謬 ! 我們 ?我記得在教堂里 . Oh my God. 我 他們不該讓我們結(jié)婚 我們都醉成那 樣了 ! 不 ! 就算你醉了他們也讓你們結(jié) ! 大部分在 Vegas結(jié)婚的人都喝醉了 ! 見鬼 , 我現(xiàn)在就醉了 ! 什么 ? 我早餐不能要杯 39。 he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they39。601 The One After Vegas 601 The One After Vegas [Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.] Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We39。re standing there dumbstruck.) Monica: Whoa! Chandler: Oh my God! Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Phoebe: Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.) (Chandler and Monica are stunned again.) Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!! (Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.) Attendant: (scolding them) NNo running in the chapel! Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Don‘t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.) Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hey! Monica: What are you guys doing here? Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn‘t that why you guys are here? Chandler: Yes! Well thatyes. Monica: Why else would we be here? Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it? Chandler: We actually missed it. Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn‘t have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel! Monica: This is insane! Phoebe: What‘s the big deal, y‘know? It‘s not like it‘s a real marriage. Chandler: What?! Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you‘re only married in Vegas. Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you‘re married everywhere. Phoebe: (shocked) Really?! Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh my God!—Eh! Well… Opening Credits {Transciber‘s note: In case you haven‘t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they‘re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…} [Scene: Rachel‘s hotel room, she‘s waking up with a horrendous hangover.] Rac