【正文】 （雞尾酒） ?! 我在渡假啊 ! 那你們?cè)趺崔k ? Well, 我想需要一個(gè)離婚律師了 ? Well, 我想 , 我想 , Ross已經(jīng)有了一個(gè) . 現(xiàn)在 , 這個(gè)可以免費(fèi)了 , 對(duì)嗎 ? 因?yàn)槟銥榍皟纱胃哆^(guò)錢了 , 所以第三次該免費(fèi)了 . 笑吧 , 但要笑你自己 . 因?yàn)槲覀儾挥秒x婚 , okay? 我們只需要把注冊(cè)廢除就行了 . 切除 ? Ross! 我想手術(shù)可解決不了問(wèn)題 . Ohoh,那是你的招牌 . 什么 ? 你的招牌 . 你的招牌 . Y39。 you have to drive it back. Joey: I don‘t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you e with me? Phoebe: I don‘t know, it‘s such a long trip. Joey: It‘ll be great! Wewe could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship. Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance? Joey: Sure? Phoebe: All right. Although I don‘t think we need one, I never stopped loving you. (Chandler and Monica enter.) Chandler: Hi! Joey: Hey. Monica: Hey. Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet? Phoebe: Umhmm, yeah. They left me a message。了，你可能會(huì)跟它結(jié)婚 ! 然后又是失敗的婚姻，你又會(huì)跟它離婚 , 離婚狂 . 我醉了 . So, 你認(rèn)為我們?cè)撛趺崔k ? 不知道 .但我知道我愛你 ! 我知道我愛你 ! 那有關(guān)結(jié)婚的事我們進(jìn)行到哪了？ drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper! Joey: All right. All right. Phoebe: Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio‘s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice. Joey: Really? I don‘t… Phoebe: Sing!! Joey: (starts singing) I wanna rock and roll all night! (Falls asleep.) [Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joey‘s driving and having a hard time staying awake.] Joey: (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.) [Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the car‘s still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.] Hitchhiker: (driving) Morning! (Phoebe screams again.) [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hey, hubby! Ross: Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing? Rachel: Uhhuh. Ross: I‘m not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.) Commercial Break [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.] Rachel: Okay! So, we‘ll just stay married. Ross: Yes, exactly! Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller! Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I‘d have to talk you into this more. Rachel: Okay, see now I‘m scared because I don‘t actually think you‘re kidding. Ross: I‘mI‘m not kidding. Look II, I can‘t have three failed marriages. I can‘t. Okay? II am not gonna be that guy! Rachel: Whatwhwhat so we‘ll just stay married forever?! Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It‘s right next to it! Rachel: Ohh, okay, I‘m sorry. You‘re right. Y‘know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you‘re asking of me. Ross: I‘m asking you to do me a favor. {Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.} Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife! Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. [Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.] Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane. Chandler: Well you did pull his hair. Monica: He took my snack! Chandler: I‘m not getting into this again! Monica: Okay! Oh God, y‘know what? It‘s really bad. Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.) Monica: This doesn‘t mean anything, does it? Chandler: No! Monica: Okay. [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, she‘s driving, Joey‘s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.] Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker‘s face), a rapist or a killer or something! Joey: Don‘t you think I asked him that before he got in?! Phoebe: Y‘know what? I‘m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?! Hitchhiker: No! Phoebe: Do you like car games? Hitchhiker: Yeah, y‘know the license plate game? Phoebe: I love the license plate game! Joey: Ooh, I‘ll play! I‘ll play! Phoebe: NoNo! You need your sleep. Nightnight! Shh! (She closes the partition.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they39。 早 ! Hey! Hey, 老公 ! 實(shí)際上 um, 我想跟你談?wù)? Rachel: Hey! Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents! Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, e on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. Ross: I don‘t know if it‘s true. Rachel: Oh bbbut it is! Ross: Oh, okay, y‘know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage... Rachel: Oh Ross, e on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world‘s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will! Ross: All right. All right, I‘ll do it. Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Heyhey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? (Ross turns and leaves.) [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, it‘s the same arrangement as before.] Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station! Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number. P