【正文】 rape. it sounds pretty bad. You want me to e down and hold your hand? I39。ll be fine. You39。re the ones that have to save ourselves? That is so depressing. is it? Later that day I got to thinking about fairytales. What if Prince charming had never showed up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? or would she have eventually woken up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a healthcare package and a baby from her local sperm bank? I couldn39。s true. I39。m a good guy39。s the hero thing. You see him on that truck...That truck is hot. hurrying to save someone trapped. They39。s a fireman with a big hose. Why are firemen so cute? Even when they39。s right. can we spare the cock talk till cocktail time? I wanted you to know my fireman was every bit the fantasy I had in mind. New York39。39。s back. But something set charlotte on fire. And uptown on dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their own fire going. You39。re getting married. Did you hear that New York? I39。m smart. I39。t I? Yes, you39。s around somewhere. How many cocktails did she have? A couple, why? And so, three girls headed home, taking only fond memories of Staten island and its infamous iced teas. Honey, close up, it39。. Are you sure? He39。39。m just here with my friends having a good time. I39。s your address? official government purposes. I can tell you your district. officially? It39。t you? can I buy you a beer? No, I got it. It39。ll be. Maybe October. My birthday is in October. I bet July, or any month that39。39。39。t know where. I got this one at work, but I39。re huge. You know what they say. Big arms...big arms. Hello, 911. I39。? Ladies, this is Ricky Fantucchi. He39。t put my dick in you. Another one of these and I might let you. There are no datable men here. What was your first clue? The pleat her jackets or smell of 39。m moving back. I can39。t make cosmopolitans, it39。s a six. On a scale of how many? His name was Bill Kelley. He was a divorced politician, campaigning for New York city ptroller. And the token male judge. Watch the firemen. I39。m freezing! I don39。s smoke New York City. Home to one millionexc iting, eligible, single men...and four cold and slightly cranky single women. Well, this is good. We39。re actually crossing water to meet men. Reminder, I am not going to Staten island to meet men. I am going to judge them. A perk of being a minor celebrity is that you get invited to major events. Like New York fire department39。t understand why they couldn39。m more into cops. He39。s a Staten island iced tea. Is that like a Long island iced tea? I think so. Hello, I39。t see the cute firemen from back there without my glasses. Why do you even care? You have Steve. I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve, we39。39。s a Capricorn. His uncles are firefighters. Yes, ladies, that39。m on fire. After the contest, I began to realize that Staten island was like a quaint European country. The American music was 20 years behind and you could smoke wherever you wanted. Hi. Are those shirts are for sale? I39。m sure you could buy 39。Do it, Ricky39。I never did anything like that before39。s hot. Two songs later, it was time for this dancing queen to take a breather. Hello. can I bum a smoke? Sure. Thanks. There you go. That39。s on me. For helping me out in there. Sure. And by the way, you have the worst taste in men......ever. No way. You gave that guy from Midtown a 7. I like a firefighter with love handles to hold on to when escaping a burning building. You got a point there. But you were tough. And what39。s 245 East 73rd street. District 23. Same as mine. I39。m not into dating right now. What, bad breakup? That was a long silence. Actually, it was a silence and a half. Have dinner with me. Would it help if I took my shirt off? Time to go. Politician39。I39。s pretty cute. I don39。s cold. Are you gonna help? I held her head in the taxi. You39。re nice. I39。m a catch. Yes, you39。m getting married this year. I39。re so big and strong. I believe the official fire department count is 39。. The next morning at breakfast, Miranda and I wanted poached eggs, Samantha wanted to give us the details and charlotte wanted to keep her head from exploding over her raincoat. I39。s finest. That39。re not that cute...they39。ve got that 39。39。ve been dating since I was 15, I39。t help but wonder. Inside every confident, driven, single woman is there a delicate, fragile princess just waiting to be saved? Was charlotte right? Do women just wanna be rescued? And after your laser surgery on Saturday you39。ll be sedated and your vision will be blurred. You will need someone to get you home and to bed. Then take two sleeping pills, sleep for 12 hours. Wake up and you39。m fine. I do not need anyone to hold my hand. I39。m gonna ask Carrie. Why do you have to ask Carrie when I39。s so cute. cute, right? Very cute. And I39。s not you. into every life a little . must fall. I just want a nice, sweet, handsome, funny, great guy, who doesn39。m not interested. One drink. I39。m sorry about that. Did you hurt your hand? No. His name was Arthur. He was a nice, sweet, handsome, great investment banker who lived between Madison and Fifth. So, maybe there really were white knights. The day after charlotte met her knight, I met my credit card limit. With no man in sight, I decided to rescue my ankles from a life of boredom by purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy choo shoes. Hello, my name is Bill Kelley and I39。s Witness with a good suit. How long have you been here? Your number is not listed. What did you buy? Shoes. Let me see. Sit down and show me. God, you are...I know. I39。s the thing. I gotta go back out there to do a schmooze at the Capri restaurant on Sunday night and I want you to go with me. And why is that? Because they have great Italian. And also, for the record... I can3