【正文】 en? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.TODD: Ready, Annabelle?ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time?JOEY: Hey, it39。s, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won39。ve been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It39。re father and son.SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don39。m a lovely person.RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute.SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him.ROSS: My mommies love me. That39。d be great. See ya then. Bye. RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew?MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.PHOEBE: Ben, dinner!ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn39。s breast milk, and you39。s breast milk.PHOEBE: So?RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.JOEY: What is the big deal?CHANDLER: What did you just do?ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?PHOEBE: You won39。s milk?ROSS: Not even if Carol39。ve you been?MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how e it cost you uh 53 dollars?MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocketMONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who39。s girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god. MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn39。m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out.RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.MONICA: That is not true!RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.MONICA: Hi, who39。s Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it39。t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.CAROL: How did we do?PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben39。d you freak out?ROSS: Because it39。s gross.CAROL: My breast milk is gross?SUSAN: This should be fun.ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。t think breast milk is for adults.CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike.CAROL: Ross, you39。ve tried it, it39。t taste bad.JOEY: Yeah, it39。ve tasted it? You39。ve tasted it.SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won39。s because of the way you39。s because this guy39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody39。re you gonna run?JOEY: Yeah I guess you39。re damn right I39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.JOEY: I39。ll fix you up with a nice hooker.MONICA: I don39。m not listening.MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do.RACHEL: Oh, I39。m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?RACHEL: Yes.MONICA: It39。t get it. It39。s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she39。s actually stealing you.MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I39。t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you39。re, we39。t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.MONICA: Look, I know that you39。s guts, but she didn39。d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?RACHEL: I39。d do anything for you.PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!JOEY: Mornin39。.TODD: I heard ya.STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I39。 the doors. You boys ready?TODD: Ready.JOEY: Yeah, I39。m suing!STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?TODD: I39。m so sorry, I39。. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?ANNABELLE: Sure.JULIE: So.RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we39。d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn39。m pretty much totally intimidated by you.RACHEL: Really? Me?JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it39。t.RACHEL: Well, you39。m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica39。s right.JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?RACHEL: Yeah, that39。d love it.JULIE: I39。ll talk to you later.RACHEL: All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.END 　203 The One Where Mr. Heckles DiesCHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Joan?CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.CHANDLER: I39。 you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.MONICA: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam39。t have Adam39。 with me, right?　ALL: Yeah.JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa.PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason.(knock)MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.MR. HECKLES: You39。re not doing anything.MR. HECKLES: You39。s disturbing my birds.