【正文】 you are ma 。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I39。t understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)don39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯啦妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯 唐指出）你走錯啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don39。名人堂：眾名人帶你感受他們的驅(qū)動人生馬云任志強(qiáng)李嘉誠柳傳志史玉柱what can we do？但是師傅 如果大師兄走了，有妖怪來我們怎么辦 T: Em??.It is a ,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎？ S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?..? 這是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識淵博哦，知識就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時間啦（放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞）。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）(謝幕)三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空、E：豬八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B變 成的村姑、B2：B變成的太婆、B3：B變化成的老頭、N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地圖E:(摸出，遞給S)S: oh，master，look！(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）哦 師傅 你瞧??！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don39。s intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)T: Let39。ve called the :(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal? S。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don39。m : Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)T: Let39。ve called the :(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal?S。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don39。m sorry(小聲)悟空，這次是為師錯怪了你，對不起！S: What? T: I39。s intuition(直覺)??猴子的直覺。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong?悟空E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來了！T: I,I can39。S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!你，你??你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??T: Don39。s：You are going to die, ，死妖精。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。J: Master，are you OK? How many?師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾T：Two，game over Sun ，孫悟空，你死定啦。聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。B2： my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里??？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a ，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓(xùn)。念緊箍咒。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)師傅，你還好吧？這個地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，機(jī)會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!王炸！T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you a