【正文】 他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 他繼續(xù)走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因?yàn)槲也荒芏蛇^河。 you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當(dāng)他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發(fā)現(xiàn)一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因?yàn)楦蝗藭o我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。 then he said, I cannot go to the rich man39。 he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big?！?A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples。ll venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn them off sitting here so long.. 教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經(jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我來試試看，”一位老太太說?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個例子？ 約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。s tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元?！?“I39?！箖鹤佑謫枺骸敢ǘ嗌馘X呢？」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢??！」Boy, why have you got cottonwool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it. “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？” “沒有，老師。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。t you think you39。s a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I knowit39。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒有人活到400多歲。他是干什么的？小孩：墓地守墓人。 一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？ 沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了 Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一個大人物小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。 幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時候。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。」顧客接著又問：「那第三只呢？他會做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「我不知道。顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話。 and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How e this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’” 老板最大 有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。愛樂奇，游世界，學(xué)英語，專為512歲兒童設(shè)計(jì)的英語學(xué)習(xí)網(wǎng)站，歡迎訪問：愛樂奇百度博客：英語幽默故事There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000?！? 費(fèi)雷德沒趣地離開了?！辟M(fèi)雷得喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝后，你會摔下來的。路過一個公園時，他看見一個人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝。長頸鹿長著非常長的脖子，因?yàn)樗麄兛梢詨虻綌?shù)的頂部。有些動物居住在水里，如海豚，它們的家需要很多的水。 koala bears are so cute and smart. Some animals live in the water, such as dolphins. They need a lot of water for their home. And elephants with long nose are very strange. They can sing and dance. The giraffes are quite tall because of their long necks. So they can reach the top of the trees.故事 33 動物 世界上有許多鐘動物，人們不知道它們確切的數(shù)目?！北咳嘶卮鸬?。 她想知道他為什么沒回來，就出去看了看，發(fā)現(xiàn)她的丈夫在門口站著，在太陽下曬冰，看著冰融化?！盨tory 32 Sun the Ice Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn’t e back. She wanted to know why he didn’t e back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting. “What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?” “I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.故事32 曬冰 從前有一個笨人的妻子讓她的丈夫買幾塊冰?！崩戆l(fā)師說。”賣掃帚的人拿回了掃帚，隨后問修面要付多少錢?！?“不，不。當(dāng)理發(fā)師給他修面后，問一下他掃帚的價格?！盨tory 31 The Broom Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms. “Two pence,” said the man. “No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!” The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave. “A penny,” said the barber. “I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”故事31 賣掃帚的人和理發(fā)師 一個賣掃帚的人去理發(fā)店修面。到家后他的媽媽很生氣地說：“你真笨?！比缓?，邁克坐在鍋里，但是鍋一動也不動。 然后他對鍋說：“你有三條腿而我只有兩條腿。于是，邁克去了她的朋友家，她的朋友借個他一口大鍋。 “好吧，”他最后和我說，“我就再加一條尾巴，把他畫成一只猴子吧！” 他開始加上小尾巴，我大笑起來。他畫了幾筆就擦掉了，再畫幾筆，有擦掉了。 一天，他手里拿著一支鉛筆站在我的桌子前。Story29 A Boy and a Monkey Mike is a little boy. He is only five years old. He is too small to go to school. So he can not read and write. One day he stood at my desk with a pencil in his hand. There was a big piece of paper on the desk. He wanted to draw a picture of himself. He drew lines and cleared them out, then drew more and cleared them out again. When I looked at the picture, he wasn’t happy. “Well,” he said at last to me, “I’ll put a tail on it and make it a monkey.” He began to add the tail. I began to laugh.故事29 男孩和猴子 邁克是一個小男孩，他只有5歲。他哭著說：“我姐姐盤子摔碎了，她打了我！”“為什么？”“我拿石頭砸一直小年，但是卻打碎了姐姐的盤子。突然，這個小男孩哭了起來。 星期天早晨，東尼跑到院子里跟小狗玩?！?我叔叔說：“大狗怎能走小洞呢？” 有時聰明的人可能會犯這樣的錯誤。當(dāng)這個朋友看見門口上有連個洞，一個是大洞和一個小洞時，他感到吃驚并說，“我親愛的朋友，為什么你的門上有連個洞？”我的叔叔回答說：“當(dāng)然是讓我的兩條狗進(jìn)出了。他很喜歡它們。Story 27 Two Holes for the Dogs My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much. One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs e in and e out, of course,” Mr. Smith asked. “But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle said. Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.故事27 兩個狗洞 我的叔叔有兩條狗。老二挖了池塘，不久他們過上了富裕的生活。最小的