【正文】 bout me. But my, my girls, I just… it’s just so unfair to the girls. It’s just… another disappointment, another letdown, another father… figure gone. Anyway, the point is, the point is, the point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella because she’s barely speaking to anyone. Andy: I’m so sorry, Miranda. If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. Miranda: Don’t be ridiculous. Why would we do that? Andy: Is there anything else I can do? Miranda: Your job. That’s all. Nigel: Hi. I need Miranda’s itinerary for tomorrow. Andy: Ok, e on in. Nigel: Who put that together for you? Andy: This? Oh, it’s just, it’s just something I threw on. Nigel: Turn around. Let me see. Turn. Mm. Incroyable (incredible).Andy: Yeah? Nigel: It’s really just, no, it’s, no, gorgeous.Andy: Yeah, ok, good. Nigel: Really, I think that my work here is done. Oh. We’re going to celebrate. I’m going to get some champagne.Andy: Ok. What are we toasting?Nigel: We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job. The one that a million girls wanted. Andy: Which I got months ago. Nigel: I’m not talking about you. Andy: Mmhmm.Nigel: James Holt, Massimo Corteleoni is investing in Jame’s pany and taking it global. Bags, shoes, fragrances, the works. And James needs a partner. And that partner would be me. Andy: Does Miranda…Nigel: No, no, Miranda knows, because she put me up for it. God, no, can you imagine? Andy: But, but, but you’re leaving. I can’t imagine Runway without you. Nigel: I know, I know, but I’m so excited though. This is the first time in 18 years I’m going to be able to call the shots in my own life. Oh, my God! I’m going to be able to e to Paris and actually see Paris.Andy: Well, congratulations. Nigel: Huh, Oh.Andy: Nigel, you deserve it. Nigel: You bet your sizesix ass. Andy: Four.Nigel: Really? Andy: Cheers. Nigel: Cheers to you. Andy: To us. Nigel: Let me see that. Andy: Ok, I just wanna say that yes, there are things Miranda does that I don’t agree with, but…Christian: Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me.Andy: No. Christian: She’s a, she’s a notorious sadist and not, not in a good way. Andy: Okay, she’s tough, but if Miranda were a man, no one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job. Christian: I’m sorry. I can’t … I can’t believe this. You’re defending her?Andy: Yeah. Christian: The wideeyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories? You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side. Andy: I resent that. Christian: You shouldn’t. It’s sexy.Andy: Sexy? Really?Christian: Really. Andy: So do you do you know where we’re going? ‘Cause I’m lost. Christian: Yeah. Don’t worry. I know this city like the back of my hand（我對這個城市了如指掌）. It’s my favorite place in the whole world. You know, Gertrude Stein (1874–1946,美國作家) once said “America is my country, and Paris is my hometown.” It’s true. Andy: What do you do? Do you just write stuff like that down and then file it away to use on us girls? Christian: I’m Christian Thompson. That’s my way. Andy: That’s your way. Right. Christian: I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands. Andy: You know, I never understood why everyone was so crazy about Paris, but, it is so beautiful. Mm, I … I can’t. I’m sorry. I can’t. You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can’t. Ooh. I’ve had too much wine. And my hearing, vision, judgment’s impaired. No, I barely know you. I’m in a strange city. I am out of excuses. Christian: Thank God. Andy: Yes. Oh, shoot.Christian: Bonjour(你好), madame. Andy: Uh, hi, what the hell is this? Christian: What does it look like? It’s a mockup. Andy: Yeah. Of?Christian: Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief. Andy: They’re replacing Miranda? Christian: Yeah. And she’s bringing me in to run all the editorial content. You’re really surprised? Jacqueline’s a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things. Not to mention that American Runway’s one of the most expensive books in the business. Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money. And Irv, Irv’s a businessman, you know. Andy: Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life is about Runway. He can’t do that to her. Christian: It’s done. Irv’s gonna tell Miranda after the party for James. Andy: And she has no idea? Christian: She’s a big girl. She’ll be fine. Andy: Shi – I have to go. Christian: Andy, Andy, it’s done. Baby, it’s done. Andy: I’m not your baby. Miranda: Hello.Andy: Oh! Oh! Thank God you’re there. Miranda: Excuse me.Andy: I need to talk to you right away. It’s about Jacqueline Follet. Shit! Oh, shit! Shit! Shit, Shit!Irv Ravitz: Yes.Andy: Oh, hello, Mr. Ravitz, I’m so sorry to bother you. But I was wondering…Miranda: Have you pletely lost your mind? Andy: I need to talk to you.Miranda: Do not disturb me again. Andy: But, um, it’s just for one – Miranda!Andy: Miranda, Miranda. Wait, I need to talk to you. Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway. Christian Thompson told me he’s gonna work for her. And Irv is going to tell you today. So I thought that maybe if I told you, that you could fix it. Miranda: Do I smell freesias? Andy: What? No, I, I specifically told them…Miranda: If I see freesias anywhere, I will be very disappointed. Nigel: For 72 years, Runway has been more than a magazine. It has been a beacon of elegance and grace. Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon, setting a standard that inspires people across the globe. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly. Miranda: Thank you, my dear friend. Bonjour. Thank you very much for ing today to help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt. But before I talk to you about James and his many acpli