【正文】 someone means to cheat them, as in charging them too much money, but when used as a noun, it is an excellent way of describing a fake version or poor imitation. In this case, of a painting by Winslow Homer.It39。s painting by numbers. A reference to those books that allow children to draw by tracing their pencils from one number to the next on a page.You39。re one step away from cutting your fucking ear off. A reference to the Dutch artist VanGogh, who cut off his own ear.Any port in a storm. A nice expression meaning you should use any available help when you are in a lot of trouble.The oars are about to snap. Oars are wooden tools used to help steer a canoe or other small boat. To snap is a dramatic verb meaning to break.Bingo! A mon colloquial way of saying exactly! Literally, a really stupid game in which people gamble on the numbers that a machine or wheel of fortune will choose for them.Watch it right there, chief. Literally, the head of a Native American tribe. Used by Sean colloquially as a word for boss, or possibly friendTime39。s up. The typical way a psychologist will end a session, and often considered a bit irritating by the patients who are paying over $100 an hour to talk!At ease, gentleman. A term used in the military for relax.You look lovely in those glasses. British English for pretty. Med school. Short, and mon, for Medical school.I inherited the money. To inherit is the verb to use when you receive something from people who die, especially parents.Stanford. A very prestigious and famous University in California, near San Francisco (currently attended by Chelsea Clinton!)Anatomy class. Study of the human body.You need my wand. The stick that witches wave for creating magic.I don39。t really date, you know. To date is to go out with someone you like. A scary verb (and noun), which can be both romantic and dangerous.I was hoping to get goodnight laid, but I39。ll settle for a kiss. To get laid is a very slangy and crude way to say to have sex. In more innocent times, boys just hoped for a goodnight kiss. To settle for something is to accept it, even though you want something better.How very noble of you. Noble is another way to say honorable. As Sean slowly wins Will39。s trust, Skyler tries to win his heart.So what39。s this? A Taster39。s Choice moment between guys? A very clever line, referring to a famous coffee mercial in which couples share romantic moments while drinking Taster39。s Choice coffee.You got a thing for swans? A very slangy way to ask Do you like swans? Swans are the beautiful white birds found on certain park lakes.You don39。t have the faintest idea what you39。re talking about. A good little word meaning slightest, but note that it is only used in negative sentences.You39。d give me the skinny on every art book ever written. A rare colloquial expression for briefly summarize.I ask you about love, you39。d probably quote me a sonnet. A type of romantic poem, often associated with Shakespeare.Visiting hours don39。t apply to you. The time that hospitals let people visit patients.I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. Cocky means acting too confidently. Scared shitless, is a crude and colloquial way to say very scared.Does that encapsulate you? A fancy way to say describe, or perhaps summarize.Freak! A powerful word for a very strange or disturbing person.It was your mother39。s 900 number. Telephone numbers with the 900 prefix are often used for phone sex services.Why don39。t we get off of mothers。 I just got off of yours. The plex beauty of phrasal verbs! In the first one, to get off of means to stop talking about (her), whereas in the second sentence, it is describing the physical act! Note that if the sentence had been I get off on your mother, that would have an even more sexual connotation!Nickel. As in pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters...Keep antagonizing me. To antagonize someone is to make them angry.What is this, some kind of staring contest? To stare is to look at something for an extended period of time. In a staring contest, two people often stare into each other39。s eyes.We39。ll be cruising at 35,000 feet. To cruise is to travel at a steady or consistent speed.You know, all I can use right now is a fucking blow job and a cup of coffee. A blow job is a very mon term for oral sex performed on a man.It works better if I tell it in the first person. Using I, as opposed to in the 3rd person, using he or she. People often prefer to tell jokes in the first person.I got laid....big time. This implies either a lot, or possibly, with great success.So, call her up, Romeo. Refers to Romeo of Romeo and Juliet, the very romantic play by Shakespeare.My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. To fart is the vulgar but necessary verb meaning to pass intestinal gas. You can just say pass gas. An idiosyncrasy is a word meaning the odd behavior of one particular person.And she had the goods on me. She knew all my peccadilloes. The first sentence is a way of saying she knew all of my secrets. A peccadillo is an educated word meaning imperfection, or flaw.The only way you39。re finding out that one is by giving it a shot To give it a shot is a mon way to say take a chance.Even if I did know, I wouldn39。t tell a piss ant like you. A sharp insult, meaning a little or cowardly person.Hence the word: Remarried. A great word meaning therefore, often used to show the logic behind a previous question or statement.I39。m sorry, you know...I blew it. To blow it is a wonderful and mon colloquialism meaning to do something poorly, or in this case, to make a bad mistake. I was