【正文】 　　King Neptune: All right, all right. 　SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs39。 life if I went to get your crown back? 　King Neptune: You, go to Shell City? No one who39。s gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You39。re just a kid. 　　SpongeBob: But I39。m not a kid. I can do it. 　King Neptune: Run along. I have a crab to cook. SpongeBob: No! I won39。t let you. 　　　King Neptune: Very well, then. I39。ll have to fry you both! 　　Mindy: Daddy, stop it! Can39。t you get through one day without executing someone? 　　King Neptune: Mindy, I told you to stay in the carriage. 　　　Mindy: Where39。s your love and passion? (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He39。s willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss. 　King Neptune: But, daughter, I... 　　　　Mindy: Please, Father? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem? 　　(She removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot) 　　(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Bald!) Fred: My eyes! 　　King Neptune: All right. Very well, Mindy. I39。ll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. (Patrick pops up) 　　Patrick: He can do it in nine! 　　　　King Neptune: Eight! 　　　Patrick: Seven! 　King Neptune: Six! Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Patrick! (They jump on him) 　King Neptune: Six it is, then. 　Patrick: (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Five... 　　　　SpongeBob: Patrick, shush. 　　King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! (He points his triton at Mr. Krabs) 　　　Mr. Krabs: No, wait. I39。m begging you! (King Neptune freezes him) 　　　Squidward: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who39。s gonna sign my paycheck? 　　King Neptune: Come along, Mindy. Chapter 16: BriefingMindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There39。s crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what39。s worse, there39。s a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don39。t let him catch you, because if he does, he39。ll take you back to his lair, and you39。ll never be seen again. 　　　Patrick: She39。s purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her) Mindy:Here, take this. 　SpongeBob: What39。s in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face) 　　Mindy: It39。s a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father. 　　Patrick: (To Mindy) You39。re hot. 　　　Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you39。ll be blown back home. 　　　Neptune: Mindy! 　　　Mindy: I39。m ing. Good luck, SpongeBob. 　　SpongeBob: Wait. How did you know my name? 　　Mindy: Oh, I39。m gonna be queen of the sea one day. I39。ve learned the names of all the sea creatures. 　　　　Patrick: What39。s my name? Mindy: That39。s easy. You39。re Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe) 　　Neptune: Mindy! 　Mindy: I gotta go. I believe in you guys. 　　　SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don39。t worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I... 　　　　Squidward: Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind) 　　　SpongeBob: Patrick and I... 　　Patrick: Hi. 　　SpongeBob: ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune39。s wrath. You39。ve got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) Patrick, let39。s go get that crown! 　Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon　(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon) 　SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick. 　　Patrick: What is it? 　　SpongeBob: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesameseed finish, steelbelted pickles, grilledleather interior. And under the hood, a fuelinjected frenchfryer with dual overhead grease traps. 　　　Patrick: Wow! 　SpongeBob: Yeah, wow! 　　Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn39。t have a driver39。s license. 　　　SpongeBob: You don39。t need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2.) 　SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we e! 　(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen) 　　Plankton: Dingaling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don39。t trouble yourself. I39。ll get it. Well, I39。d like to hang around, but I39。ve got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs39。 tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves) 　Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing　　(The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon) 　　　　SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, I39。m a Goofy Goober, yeah　　You39。re a Goofy Goober, yeah　We39。re all Goofy Goobers, yeahGoofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!　(They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas station fish) 　　SpongeBob: Fill her up, please. 　Gas Station Fish 1: What39。ll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh) 　　　Patrick: Are they laughing at us? 　　　　SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They39。re laughing next to us. 　Lloyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? 　　　　Patrick: Kids?! 　　　SpongeBob: For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we39。re off to get King Neptune39。s crown in Shell City. 　　　Both: Shell City? 　Lloyd:Ain39。t that the place that39。s guarded by a killer Cyclops? 　　SpongeBob: That39。s right. 　Gas Station Fish 1: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain39。t gonna last ten seconds over the county line.