【正文】 hell : Oh God.Cameron : Okay, I39。m gonna go get Lily ready, and I want you to just e straight out with it,Mitchell : Alright.Cameron : You can do this! Sports guy chest bump,Mitchell : No.Cameron : Sports guy chest bump!Mitchell : Cam. Do it, GO!Mitchell : Hey, how are you? Hi guys! Well thank you, thanks.Claire : Oh Don39。t thank us open it, dad is ing right behind.Jay : Knock, knock, we39。re here! Coming in!Mitchell : Don39。t worry dad, nothing gay going on here. May I take you39。re multicolored coat and you39。re bejeweled cap?Jay : Yeah.Phil : Hey Jay.Claire : Gloria, hi! How are you?Phil : Hi Gloria, how are you? What a beautiful dress!Gloria : Thank you, Phil! Oh, Okay.Claire : Phil! She said Phil, not feel!Jay : So how was you39。re trip?Mitchell : It was good, it was good actually but...about that I have something that I need to tell you guys. We didn39。t just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We, kinda have some big news.Jay : Oh, God, if Cam es out here with boobs, I39。m leaving!Claire : Dad!Haley : I hope he didn39。t embarrass you, mom.Claire : Don39。t mind her, Haley had her first boy over today, and Phil shot him.Mitchell : Anyway, so about a year ago. Cam and I sort of feeling this longing for something more...like, maybe a baby.Jay : Woooh, that39。s a bad idea.Mitchell : What do you mean, bad idea?Jay : Well, kids need a mother! I mean, if you two guys are bored, get a dog!Mitchell : We39。re not bored, dad!Gloria : I support you Mitchell, and though you39。re not my sonClaire : I, I think what dad is trying to say is that, Mitchell you39。re a little uptight, kids bring chaos and you don39。t handle well.Mitchell : Oh, That39。s not what dad is saying . That39。s what you39。re saying. And it39。s insulting in an whole different way.Phil : Okay, people, let39。s all chillax!Alex: Hey! Where39。s uncle Cameron?Mitchell : Finally, thank you, someone who39。s not insulting me, notices he39。s not here.Jay : Oh! So, that39。s the big announcement. You two broke up. Well a baby wasn39。t gonna help that anyway! And you know? Let me tell you, your39。ll be better of, because he was a bit of a drama queen.Mitchell : No, no, no! Stop, stop! You e into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend who by the way is not that dramatic! We39。ve adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.Cameron : Exciting!Mitchell : Just turn it off.Cameron : I can39。t turn it off, it39。s who I am!Mitchell : The music!Cameron : Oh, yes, the music. Come, say hello Lily.Haley : Oh, she39。s so cute!Phil : Let me see her. Hi Lily. Lily? Isn39。t that gonna be hard for her to say? No?Jay : Excuse me... Okay, I, I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But... What do I know? I mean, It39。s not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. I39。ve been trying all my life to get it right, i39。m still screwing up. Right, Manny?Manny : I wrote a song about it in the car.Jay : Of course you did. Anyway, I39。m happy for you! And you should know that... I39。m not here to spit in your face, I39。m here to blow at your back. It39。s supposed to sound better in Spanish. Anyhow, Mitch...Mitchell : No, dad, it39。s... I got it, I got it.Claire : She want39。s her daddy.Mitchell : Do you wanna meet grandpa?Jay : You39。re kidding? She39。s one of us now, Let me see that little pot sticker! Eey, you39。re a cutie, aren39。t you!Jay : We39。re from different worlds. Yet we somehow fit together. Love is what39。s binds us. Through fair, or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda To let you know my heart is yours. Feldman, a, Brenda I mean seriously!Phil : Luke, so far, he hasn39。t beaten me at basketball.Phil : It39。s 20. Get that! Will you step out of my kitchen! Could you just do me a favour and just grab... How39。s the weather down there?Phil : But, when the day es that he does win, if, you know, if when...he beats me. I39。m just gonna be like, well done! Well done! Just let him, just support him. In that kind of stuff. I39。m probably just wanna go like, 2 out of 3, and just see what happens there, but.