【正文】 hel: Well, y39。know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y39。know what, you39。re fired.Monica: You can39。t fire me. I make your decisions and I say, I39。m not fired! Ha!Rachel: Well… (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica39。s laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)Monica: Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!Joey: (Poking his head out.) Havin39。 some trouble?Monica: Rachel locked the door.Joey: I39。ll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.Commercial Break[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel![Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in midpound.]Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?Rachel: No.Monica: I really need to talk to you.Rachel: Well, then talk!Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?Rachel: Yes!Ross: What thing?Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It39。s dangerous, she39。s never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.Ross: Monica39。s right, swing dancing can be tricky. I39。m gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.Rachel: I39。m gonna do it.Monica: All right, Rachel, I knowI know you think I39。m crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, justjust try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can39。t.Rachel: But I…Monica: Please!Rachel: All right, fine.(There39。s a loud bang on the door.)Monica: Joey, I39。m in!Joey: (In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]All: Pheebs! Hey Pheebs!Joey: Uh, okay, Pheebs?Phoebe: Yeah?Joey: Umm, y39。know how the other day you were talking about how you didn39。t get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?Phoebe: Yeah?Joey: All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!Phoebe: Ohh, that39。s so nice! How great! Well, where? Where39。s the trip?!Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a piic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!Phoebe: (excited) Central…(not so excited) Park!Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!Phoebe: That sucks! That39。s not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? Well, it39。s right by my house, all right! Chandler: Well, I39。m gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)Rachel: (stopping him) Heywhoawhoawhoa!! Hohohold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y39。know, I39。ve been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very unfortable and I just—y39。know—stop it!Chandler: I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.Phoebe: That39。s fine, just don39。t bring it in my mouth.Monica: Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.) [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]Ross: Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!Joey: Phoebe!Chandler: Hey, Pheebs!Rachel: Phoebe, woo!Phoebe: Okay, woo! Hi.Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the piic idea was a little… Y39。know, it didn39。t have any… Itit, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that39。s a great plan! Who39。s plan was that?Joey: Mine!Ross: Wait! It was my plan.Joey: Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.Ross: And, I came up with Atlantic City.Joey: Which, is the new plan!Monica: Okay, well, why don39。t we all meet upstairs in an hour?Phoebe: Okay! Oohahh, I39。m gonna go pack. I39。m gonna go pack my ass off!(They all go pack except for Ross.)Monica: Come on Rach, let39。s go.Rachel: Yeah, y39。know what? I39。mI39。m gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.Monica: No! Rachel, you didn39。t find anyone so you can39。t tell him.Rachel: Well, y39。know what, that doesn39。t matter.Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?Rachel: Yeah, II don39。t care.Monica: Okay. II can39。t watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)Rachel: What 39。cha readin39。?Ross: The paper.Rachel: Yeah, what39。s it about?Ross: Events from around the globe.Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y39。know what, there39。s something that Ithat I have to talk to you about and everybody39。s saying that I shouldn39。t tell you, but I think they39。re wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.Ross: Sure. Once, at work II thought carbon dating was fossilized…Rachel: Okay, Ross, I39。m really trying to tell you something here.Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Okay.Ross: Go ahead.Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I39。mI39。m just gonnajust gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I39。m still in love with you Ross.(Ross is stunned.)Ross: Wow. Umm… Huh… I39。mI39。m not sure what to do with that right now.(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.) Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? 39。Cause it39。s mean.Rachel: (Laughing) I39。m so dead serious. I39。m totally serious.Ross: Why are you laughing?Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it39。s ridiculous! I mean, you39。re married. You39。reyou39。re married and it39。s just ridiculous, and it39。s like, it39。s like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y39。know? And, andand then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, You are such an idiot!Ross: Well, well I am married. Even though I haven39。t spoken to my wife since the wedding.Rachel: (laughs) I39。m sorry, that39。s not funny.