【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 Po that day people stay home to wele the God of one visits families and friends on the fifth day because it will bring both parties bad the sixth to the 10th day, the Chinese visit their relatives and friends also visit the temples to pray for good fortune and seventh day of the New Year is the day for farmers to display their farmers make a drink from seven types of vegetables to celebrate the seventh day is also considered the birthday of human are eaten to promote longevity and raw fish for the eighth day the Fujian people have another family reunion dinner, and at midnight they pray to Tian Gong, the God of ninth day is to make offerings to the Jade 10th through the 12th are days that friends and relatives should be invited for so much rich food, on the 13th day you should have simple rice congee and mustard greens(choi sum)to cleanse the 14th day should be for preparations to celebrate the Lantern Festival which is to be held on the 15th words:Treasures fill the homeBusiness flourishesPeace all year roundWishing you prosperityHarmony brings wealth May all your wishes e trueEverything goes wellThe country flourishes and people live in peaceMoney and treasures will be plentifulWishing you every successPromoting to a higher positionSafe trip wherever you go第三篇：英語幽默小故事英語幽默小故事Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”? Student: ate a piece of cake :Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,？老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？ 學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。老師：“雞蛋”在哪？ 學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生 Son: Dad, give me a : Son, don39。t you think you39。re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you39。re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎？兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？I39。m sorry，Madam，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy39。s tooth.”“Twenty d ollars!Why，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元?！?“20美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元。”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”“Ten.” Jim says.“Then,” Mother asks.“Yes, candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my and six is ten, isn’t it right?”十塊糖媽媽問兒子：“吉姆，如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖？”“10塊?！奔氛f?！?0塊？”媽媽問?！笆堑模瑡寢?。因為4塊在我的肚子里面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不對嗎？”It’s Good to Admit a Fault John is not a “good” always sleeps in the he sleeps again.“John!” Teacher says angrily.“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.“Why do you make a face? It’s !Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.“No, it’s not was not making a was sleeping.” John fells upset.“ can admit your are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with 約翰并不是個“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。“約翰！”老師生氣地喊他?！笆裁?？出什么事了？”約翰醒了。“你為什么要做鬼臉？這是教室！看看！同學(xué)們都在笑！”老師生氣地說?！皼]有人在笑呀?！逼渌瑢W(xué)笑聲地嘀咕?！安唬皇俏?。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了?！奔s翰感到不安?！班?，還不錯。你承認(rèn)自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。Adding Feet to a SnakeOne day, holds a animals e and drink a lot of last there is a pot of can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a matchDraw a you finish first, you can get finishes drawing.“Yeah, I’ve ’m ,” he he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, also takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a have no get the wine.”畫蛇添足一天，獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最后只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢？它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。不一會，狼先生畫好了?！肮耶嫼昧?，我是第一個?！彼f?？墒撬之嬃似饋恚€說：“再給它加幾只腳吧?！边@是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒?！盋overing One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door.“Oh!How nice!I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea.“Aha!I have an idea can plug my I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.”Then he does as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door.“What ate you doing?” the owner says 王先生總以為自己很聰明，實際上他總干傻事。一天，他看見一戶人家的門頭有個很漂亮的鈴鐺。“啊，真漂亮?。∥乙阉没丶胰?。”他自言自語道：“我該怎么做呢？”過了一會兒他想到了一個“好”主意?！鞍」?！我有辦法了！我把耳朵堵上，拿鈴鐺的時候就聽不見鈴聲了?！庇谑撬瓦@樣做了?？墒撬麆偰孟骡忚K，屋子的主人就打開門，怒氣沖沖地說：“你在干什么？”Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a WellThere is a lives in a well and he never goes out of the thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the day a crow es to the sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the do you fly from the sky?”The crow says, “The sky is very always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can e out and have a look by yourself.”So the frog es out from the is very big the world is!坐井觀天有一只青蛙住在井底，他從來沒有去過井外面。他以為天空就和井口一樣大。一天，一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見青蛙，就對它說：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧。”青蛙就問他：“你從哪里來？”“我從天上上來。青蛙驚訝了，就說：“天空就只有這井口這么大，你怎么會從天上飛老呢？”烏鴉說：“天空很大。只不過你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大?！鼻嗤苷f：“我不相信?！睘貘f說：“你可以出來，自己看看嘛?！?于是青蛙來到井外。他十分驚訝，原來世界這么大！The Clever King SolomonLong, long ago, there was a was his was very his country, there were two