英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯(編輯修改稿)
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【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 like a nation, Mr. Brown told his colleague. My wife is the minister of finance, my motherinlaw is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary. Sounds interesting, his colleague replied. And what is your position?I39。m the people. All I do is pay.我要做的一切就是付錢布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國(guó)家一樣。我妻子是財(cái)政部長(zhǎng)。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長(zhǎng)，我女兒是外交秘書?！薄奥犐先ネτ幸馑嫉?，”他的同事說，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢？”“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。” 1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇) 2. What is smaller than an insect39。s mouth? Anything it eats. 3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜) 4. What39。s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret. 5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer. 6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn39。t a cat? A kitten.(小貓) 7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesn39。t fall。 night falls, but doesn39。t break. 8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回聲) 9. What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead. 10. What question can you never answer 39。yes to Are you asleep? 11. Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses. 12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say Put on two coats for best results. 13. What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office. 14. What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day. 15. What 5letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty. 16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it. 17. How many sides does a house have? Two inside and outside. 18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell.19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?On his feet. 20. When the boy fell into the water, what39。s the first thing he did? He got wet first of all. 21. Who isn39。t your sister and isn39。t your brother, but is s
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