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mon. 收師非常生氣,因?yàn)榭傆幸粋€(gè)人在他說教時(shí)睡覺。一個(gè)星期天,正當(dāng)坐在前排的那個(gè)人打瞌睡時(shí),牧師決定要好好地教育他不要睡覺?! n a whisper, he asked the congregation. “All who want to go to heaven, please rise,” Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering” Be seated”,the minister shouted at the top of his voice,”All those who want to be with the devil,please rise. “ 他低聲地對(duì)教徒們說:“想去天堂的人都站起來?!背蝾娜送?,每個(gè)人都站了起來。牧師說過請(qǐng)坐之后,高聲喊道:“下地獄的請(qǐng)站起來!” Awaking with a start,the sleepyhead jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well,sir,” he said.,”I don’t know what we’re voting on