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rch,staring at him with glittering eyes. “閉嘴,”竊賊邊開燈,邊喊叫著。在那邊兒,一束燈光下坐著一只鸚鵡?!盜 see you,and the saint sees you. “ 一位竊賊一天夜里闖進一個好像沒有人的空房子。牧師說過請坐之后,高聲喊道:“下地獄的請站起來!” Awaking with a start,the sleepyhead jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well,sir,” he said.,”I don’t know what we’re voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.” 打瞌睡的人被這突然的喊叫聲所驚醒,站了起來。”【篇二】英語爆笑笑話小短文帶翻譯 磕睡之人 The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As