【正文】 starts at Squidward39。ve gotta get back to the show. Squiward: Who39。s no better than my house! (goes up, revealing that it is much larger than Squidward39。m speaking for all of our viewers out there when I say this you, are truly a fancy man. Squilliam: Well, of all this gushing perfectly deserved. (Squidward is still angry) And now, i39。s for you. Nick: Hello. Hello. (talks on phone) Hello. Squidward: Hello, my name is Squidward Tentacles, and my house is far fancier than that slob Squilliam39。ll just use this painting to cover it up. Perfect. (screams again, because there is a faded spot where the painting was) Oh no! (looks at the time) I39。t care! Just use this paint to cover up that faded spot on the wall right there. Don39。Cause you keep saying OW! (Squidward screams, and lifts it up) Squidward: I don39。m going to need some extra power. (SpongeBob struggles to flip the switch, and the switch breaks. The vaccum goes haywire, and vaccums up a rug, a plant, a sculpture of Squidward, then the sofa, then the book case, then everything else) Squidward: Okay SpongeBob, I finished... What the? (everything in Squidward39。t go in there for a couple days. Or weeks. (Squidward39。s take a look. (both are shocked because of Squidward39。ll let you peek at our number one inmate. (He begins to whisper... you see them walk into a huge room that the floor is just a thin line and a huge jail cell in the middle of it.) He39。 the moustache then jumps off of the guy39。ve had any good times. SpongeBob: (SpongeBob39。m done, I chop up some Gahh! (Plankton runs from the knife being tossed on the ground. The song ends.) Are you out of your mind? Er, I mean, that was a delightful song you were singing. SpongeBob: Thanks, Plankton. (SpongeBob waves at Plankton) Mr. Krabs makes me censor out all the patty ingredients from my lyrics. Plankton: Oh, that39。s go get our band together! (Scene changes to in front of Squidward39。re gonna be famous! (SpongeBob hugs Patrick while still holding onto the guitar, and they hear Squidward laughing. Squidward walks towards them and talks.) Squidward: Give me a break. You don39。s garage. We see SpongeBob in an 8039。t you ing to band practice? Squidward: Are you kidding? I39。s kind of vague and mysterious. Patrick: Can I get mine in Pink? (Plankton growls. The scene skips to where they39。s arms on the chair and puts a pair of headphones on SpongeBob.) Now just relax and let the equipment do its job. (Machine starts to beep and make sucking noises. On the headphone wire, you can tell that it39。s gotta be in here somewhere. (The machine makes a dead beeping noise and feedback noises to Plankton. He smacks the machine, says What39。s house, then it39。re always after me. SpongeBob: Mm, that39。ve got a, uh... SpongeBob: Got a, uh, what? (SpongeBob laughs) Police Officers: Uh... it39。re all inside the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob hooks up the speaker set. Plankton is no where to be seen.) SpongeBob: (SpongeBob starts out by acting all excited like a rock stars.) All right! Squidward, are you ready? (Squidward makes a loud bass guitar strum and replies, I39。s eye poking through.) SpongeBob: There39。em. Saleslady: Okay sir, your change stay is going to be exactly ten cents. Mr. Krabs: Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that39。ve only got 22 years to practice before our next gig. (We now see that all 3 of them are there, about to practice.) A one and a two... (They start practicing and Plankton screams.) 102 *Penny Foolish*Dialogue(Episode starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them) Saleslady: Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber. Mr. Krabs: Ah, it goes in like steel wool, but es out like an angel from heaven. Saleslady: Please, tell me more. Mr. Krabs: Ooh, well, this one time I... Saleslady: Not really! Mr. Krabs: I didn39。m ready? SpongeBob: Wait a minute... Was this band just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula? Plankton: What, no, I was in it for the music, man! (The camera changes to outside the Krusty Krab and we see 12 police cars circle around the Krusty Krab. We change scenes by going back to in front of the Bikini Bottom Jail. The camera then goes to Plankton, who39。s feet were ing out.) Police Officer: Just keep your nose clean, kid. (Police officer leaves.) Sure thing, officer. (SpongeBob blows his nose, and blows out Plankton.) They39。t worry, I39。s house to practice. They then make noises that sound like they39。m a failure. SpongeBob: Cheer up, Plankton. We39。s brain.) Let let39。s shirt color makes his skin perfectly.) It looks like a tattoo! SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? (SpongeBob makes some loud music with voice) And then turn into one of those songs that goes... (SpongeBob makes a high pitched screech.) Plankton: (He39。m famous! (Shows Squidward about to exercise... Squidward tries to, but breaks an unknown part. Squidward hangs up, and we hear a dial tone) SpongeBob: (Laughs) Ok, then, we39。t notice... my new hairdo. SpongeBob (SpongeBob looks behind him and Patrick has a ponytail hairstyle.) Whoahoho, I stand corrected! Patrick: And unlike your nasty, little wig... (He pulls of SpongeBob39。re not a musical genius, like me. SpongeBob: (SpongeBob gets an idea.) Oh, Squidward... (SpongeBob trips Squidward over by holding his legs down on the ground. Squidward says What the....) Would you help us by joining our band? Squidward: (Squidward gets up.) Well, I could help you, but I wouldn39。s guitar and Plankton is on it. SpongeBob and Patrick starts yelling in excitement.) Patrick, Patrick! Patrick: SpongeBob, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Patrick, I39。t stifle a true artist like you! Go ahead and sing your patty song uncensored! SpongeBob: (*gasps*) I