【正文】 me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is :sit down plese, :excuse me,I have a you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I :That’s you give me a MM ? K:of are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……Y:of M:hello，帥鍋..K: this is ,now let’s have a ，《婚禮進(jìn)行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I : Huamanlou, the ring on his finger!（音樂(lè)停）X唱著上:(看到戒指)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now , my brother is looking for :yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ? Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”!Y:I like going lady’s ……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love :Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側(cè)耳裝著聽(tīng)不到)You—kill—me?e, e…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha…… Y:Let me have a try!321(X捂著肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok?（跑到西門(mén)吹雪身邊）Y :do you want to go to wc? X:Yes,I……I…… :haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond : you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!K。why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ? M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with :!you—you—You are X’lover? Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!I hate you.(輕聲說(shuō))let me tell you,Ｘwill ：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(M忽然將一把匕首插進(jìn)Y的心臟，《再見(jiàn)，警察》起)Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂(lè)停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂(lè)起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home :go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our : promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!第二篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the , water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人屬于4人用）白雪公主與七個(gè)小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a had a pretty daughter named Snow after the child was born, the queen queen married another stepmother was very dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so ：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new ’m very anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill have a magic I want to know something, It will tell me , mirror, mirror, e here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡： Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I there is a young is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as is much more beautiful than ：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me Global warmingA． Class begins, good afternoon ． ：Good afternoon, , I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? think it’s the problem of environment ’s related to our correct it isn’t correct it the problem of population increasing? got ’s global !Global warming is one of the serious problems …… have a was very cold indeed this think it’s global cooling! got the wro