【正文】 ill marry Yingtai to you(掏出鋼筆來準備簽字)Action(三)旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。s speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁?！√崆?L: Yingtai，take care of yourself without love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too!Shanbo, I only love you in this wild ’ll marry you as soon as I am for me just for two : OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific : I’ll kiss you from the other wait for me ：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“寧波打的電話暫時無法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”L：what’s wrong? I worry about my she has no money to use, even affording the phone me try this time??(婚紗店)L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my miss you so much, miss you every minute, every are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling? Z: Listen, Liang ’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better : What? Are you kidding??? Why? Z: Because I’ll get : Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊瀟灑，風(fēng)流倜儻，玉樹臨風(fēng)的Ma is so rich, even richer than he is good at 葵花寶典。突然，電話鈴響。t know anything……..英母：darling darling。t matter if you see me or not, I39。That was down please!馬：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond ：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so 父：大怒指著馬）NO way!馬：that’s why?英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you you know who is張國榮, who is張曼玉 , 馬：I don’t ：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise，馬：I don’t ：do you still know who I am and who you are ：I don’t ：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?英母：I have no ：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and ：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應(yīng)過味來）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出鋼筆來準備簽字旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!祝: America? You can e to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。唉喲，我的臉?。　薄癘h，my lady ？” 祝英臺輕輕的把梁山泊的手從其臉上挪開，只見梁山泊的臉上不知被誰左臉寫了個灑，右臉寫了個瀟，瀟上還有一個叉，祝英臺哈哈大笑，梁山泊見自己的愛人如此的笑話自己?！边@時白骨精飄上，白飄到祝英臺身前，祝英臺見面前有人，忙問：“這位美女請問你能看在我是柔弱無力手無寸鐵貌美如花花開正艷的美女的份上，告訴我剛剛才是否有一位含蘊文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過么？”白問；“你是美女？有我美么？” 祝英臺道：“比你美一點點。祝英臺見又有人忙問：“這位小帥哥請問你能看在我是一位柔弱無力手無寸鐵貌美如花花開正艷的美女的份上，告訴我剛剛才是否看到有一位含蘊文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過？” 趙云道：“含蘊文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥？那不就是我么？哎，人怕出名，豬怕壯?！壁w云問：“小姐還有什么要問的么？”祝英臺問：“你剛才說你是將軍？那個將軍？”趙云道：“吾乃蜀國五虎上將常勝將軍常山趙子龍是也！還有問題么？” 祝英臺開始一邊摸自己的下巴一邊繞著圈走，數(shù)圈過后，趙云忍不住問：“干嘛呢，磨磨?。俊?祝英臺繼續(xù)摸下巴道：“我還有一個問題。“再啰嗦小心我抽你哦！”“直入話題直入話題，我在流浪時遇到了神醫(yī)華佗，他看我含蓄文雅氣度非凡相貌出眾才華橫溢百年難得一遇的罕世人才，于是——”在二人談話間另一人上場了，超人用標志性動作朝他們走來，“前面的可是梁山伯與祝英臺？”二人齊答：“是啊！”超人從身后拿出一卷手紙（手紙上寫著圣旨二字），超人打開后發(fā)現(xiàn)反了，就小聲嘀咕了句：“什么素質(zhì)，圣旨都寫反了！”于是又調(diào)過來念道：“奉God承運，奧巴馬詔曰：宣梁山伯與祝英臺進宮與I一起過圣誕！欽賜！”“梁山伯，祝英臺，接旨吧！”梁山伯回頭問祝英臺“奧巴馬是什么品種的馬啊？這么牛還懂得過圣誕！”祝英臺回答說：“管他什么馬，有端午節(jié)不過非過什么洋節(jié)的都不是什么好馬！沒事，不理他！我們走！”二人在《你是風(fēng)兒我是沙》的音樂中下場。呵呵！”