【正文】 endicitis.” the blonde says, “that39。” little johnny...finding jesus 小強(qiáng)尼尋找耶穌a sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about jesus, so he asks his class, “where is jesus today?”steven raises his hand and says, “he39。jesus christ, are you still in there?!39?！斑@個(gè)嘛，”小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“每天早上，我父親起床后，都會(huì)敲浴室的門(mén)喊著?基督耶穌，你還在里面啊？?”little johnny...know it all 小強(qiáng)尼什么都知道little johnny asks his mother her replies, “gentlemen don39。s he picks it up, her driver39。她回答道：“紳士們是不會(huì)問(wèn)女士們這個(gè)問(wèn)題的?！比缓蟀阉突厮约旱姆块g。你36歲了，體重127磅，還有爸爸離開(kāi)你的原因是因?yàn)槟阍趕ex上的考評(píng)是f！”（got an 39。definitely39。s good, sam, but grass can be brown, too.”little johnny raises his hand and asks, “do farts have lumps in them?” the teacher says, “no johnny, why do you ask that?”little johnny replies, “well, i definitely sh*t my pants.”幼兒園老師說(shuō)：“我們今天要做詞匯題了?！崩蠋熣f(shuō)：“回答得不錯(cuò)，山姆，但是草地也可能是棕色的。從過(guò)去來(lái)看，生活是艱苦的，但我們是更堅(jiān)強(qiáng)。正如我在前面所說(shuō)的“我們正在讀一本無(wú)窮的書(shū)中的 friends was drowned in this river.”the little horse is very he decides to go home and ask his old horse asks, “why do you take the wheat back what39。小馬問(wèn)：“奶牛大嬸，請(qǐng)告訴我，我能趟過(guò)這條河嗎？” 奶牛大嬸答道：“不深，你能過(guò)去。老馬問(wèn)：“你為什么又把小麥扛回來(lái)了？你怎么了？我的孩子。最后，他成功地渡過(guò)了河。howard hughes是美國(guó)的一個(gè)億萬(wàn)富翁，能得到他想得到的任何東西。因?yàn)榧词鼓阌邪偃f(wàn)美元但身體糟糕，也不能做你想做的事情。我以前回答不出這個(gè)問(wèn)題，但是現(xiàn)在從一個(gè)商人的真實(shí)生活中我意識(shí)到健康更重要?！苯鼇?lái)，他病倒了，除了躺在醫(yī)院病床上，什么也不能做。s great rejuvenation to struggle!to you the day of my dreams to realize, is standing at the time of ，我們每一個(gè)人的夢(mèng)夢(mèng)想是美麗的,是心底最美麗的期望,所以夢(mèng)也成為我們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)的信仰。XX年12月29日，習(xí)近平主席提出中華民族偉大復(fù)興的中國(guó)夢(mèng)。我時(shí)常問(wèn)我自己，我可以為我們偉大的中國(guó)夢(mèng)做些什么？眾所周知：少年智則國(guó)智，少年富則國(guó)富，少年強(qiáng)則國(guó)強(qiáng)！在這里“富?！币辉~應(yīng)理解為：豐富我們的知識(shí)儲(chǔ)備。通過(guò)這個(gè)例子我想說(shuō)：我個(gè)人雖然渺小，但是我也是必不可少的。讓我們攜起手團(tuán)結(jié)一致共同為實(shí)現(xiàn)中華民族的偉大復(fù)興而奮斗！我們的夢(mèng)想實(shí)現(xiàn)的那一天,將站在中國(guó)的時(shí)間。t bear the heavy shot in my i always believe that “god only help those who help themselves”.during those hard days,i find i was growing more quickly than others of the same be an athlete is my most correct ,i quit my team after entering high school because of a silly really didn39。在準(zhǔn)備英語(yǔ)演講比賽的時(shí)候，我本想簡(jiǎn)單地從網(wǎng)上搜索一些文章作為我演講的內(nèi)容。每個(gè)人都有屬于他們自己的中國(guó)夢(mèng)，而我，當(dāng)然也有一直縈繞在心懷只屬于我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)。我們知道我們的祖國(guó)到處充滿陽(yáng)光，正在慢慢發(fā)展，而我們，就是祖國(guó)未來(lái)的花朵，未來(lái)的希望。但是，不知道什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始，我們長(zhǎng)大了，生活似乎一下子變得和以前不太一樣了，與此同時(shí)，雖然我們很不想承認(rèn)但是卻又不得不承認(rèn)的是，我們的思想，我們的為人處世觀，我們對(duì)我們祖國(guó)的看法，也潛移默化中慢慢開(kāi)始了轉(zhuǎn)變。到底是我們病了，還是我們親愛(ài)的祖國(guó)病了？ i dont want to talk about the construction of our country politics, and also speak impassioned speech on the diaoyu island just want to appeal young people,showing the side of youth,good and must learn to organize our own thoughts, correct our own concept, and change our direction to the right side in future dream actually lies in our young generation, especially of the ，不想大談?wù)?，也不想?duì)釣魚(yú)島事件發(fā)表慷慨激昂的演講。也許，一個(gè)人，是渺小的；但是當(dāng)他和祖國(guó)聯(lián)系起來(lái)時(shí)，就是偉大的。這就是我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)！that is my speech,thanks ，謝謝大家。如果我們播下好的種子，我們將會(huì)豐收。?怎樣度過(guò)青春??這是個(gè)有意義的問(wèn)題。幾天前，我有了一個(gè)聽(tīng)講座的機(jī)會(huì)，從中我學(xué)到了很多東西。好的，讓我們一起握拳。哲理 we are the world ,we are the future someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.i don’t know who wrote these words, but i’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of ’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple ’s the matter of the ’s the freshness of the deep spring of poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an ’s show our right can see three lines that show how our and life have a short line of about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this , let’s make a is our future? where is our love, career, and life?.yeah, it is in our is held in all want the future to be better than the the future can go better ’t cry because it is over, smile because it the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are ’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.the past has we do will change the future is in front of that what we give to the world, the world will give to from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.”世界是我們的，未來(lái)是我們的 一些人說(shuō)“我們正在讀一本無(wú)窮的書(shū)中的第一章的第一節(jié)。為了去回答它，我首先要問(wèn)“從?青春?這個(gè)詞中你能理解到什么？” 青春不是人生的一個(gè)時(shí)期，而是精神的一種狀態(tài)。我在生活方面這條線很短，那你們的呢？我想知道我們是否可以用這種辦法去看我們的未來(lái)。我們所有人都希望未來(lái)能比過(guò)去更美好，但是未來(lái)能自己變得更好。失敗并不意味著你不擁有成功，它只意味著你應(yīng)該用另一種方式去做這件事。相信“我們給了世界什么，世界也將給我們”。”我不知道誰(shuí)寫(xiě)了這些話，但是我一直很喜歡它，因?yàn)樗嵝蚜宋?，我們能夠?chuàng)造我們想要的未來(lái)。如果我們什么也不播種，什么收獲也沒(méi)有。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志。讓我們伸出右手，我們可以看到手掌中的展示我們的愛(ài)，事業(yè)和生活的三條線。它們被我們自己掌握著。我們知道我們不能選擇感覺(jué)，但是我們能選擇和它相關(guān)的東西?！边^(guò)去的已經(jīng)過(guò)去，無(wú)論我們無(wú)力改變，但是未來(lái)卻在我們前方。哲理 3分鐘 we are the world ,we are the future someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to are all in the position of the we plant a good seed ,we reap a good we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of ?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple ?s the matter of the ?s the freshness of the deep spring of means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of grows old merely by a number of grow old by deserting our wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of the game of the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless station : so long as it recei