【正文】 1 注意：若有讀者 不能使用老款 Office Word軟件 打開本文檔，請將本文檔文件的 后綴 ”docx”改為 ”doc” ， 即可順利打開本文檔 。 《卑鄙的我》 都三周了，我們還是沒有進(jìn)展 好吧，拉他入伙！ 是，先生 這是最棒的聚會！ 噢！不！有條龍闖進(jìn)來了！ 別害怕，勇敢的騎士來救我們了 不不，什么意思，她不來了？ 我的后院現(xiàn)在到處都是小姑娘 她們正盼著仙子來呢 three weeks, and we39。re still no closer to cracking this. right, bring him in! yes, sir. this is the best party ever! oh, no! a dragon is approaching! fear not, for here e the gallant knights to save us. no, no, no. What do you mean she39。s not ing? i have a backyard full of these little girls who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess. 2 好疼！住手！ 聽著！我不要退款 我只要仙子，求你了！ 拜托，求你了 喂，如果小姑娘們未嘗所愿 我看你晚上怎么睡得著！ 仙子什么時候到？ 馬上！ 拖住她們！ 哇！好了好了！ 魔術(shù)表演結(jié)束了 hurts! Stop it! listen! I don39。t want a refund, i want the fairy princess, please! please, I39。m begging you. you know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, you crusher of little girls39。 dreams! when39。s the fairy princess ing? any minute now! stall them! whoa! Whoa, okay! okay, all right. that39。s enough of the magic show. 3 等等，你們聽到了嗎？ 好像是仙塵閃爍的聲音 是仙子！她來了！ 快看！ 是我，格魯叮當(dāng)仙子 世上魔力最強(qiáng)的仙子！ 我來此是為了祝賀 艾格尼絲公主生日快樂！ 你怎么這么胖？ 因?yàn)? 我的房子都是糖果做的 wait, did you hear that? it sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust. it39。s the fairy princess! She39。s ing! look! it is I, Gruzinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! and I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! how e you39。re so fat? because my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing 4 不想回答問題時，我就吃東西！ 你怎么? 好了，該吃蛋糕了 謝謝你，格魯叮當(dāng)仙子！ 你是最棒的仙子！ 不用謝，小姑娘！ 其實(shí)我知道是你，格魯 我是在別人面前假裝不知道而已 你好，格魯，派對上的活力先生！ 你好，吉莉安 我現(xiàn)在真要硬著頭皮了 my problems! how e you have... okay, time for cake. thank you, Gruzinkerbell! you39。re the best fairy princess ever! you are wele, little girl! i know it39。s really you, Gru. i39。m just pretending for the other kids. hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party! hello, Jillian. so, I39。m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... Oop. 5 不過我的朋友娜塔莉最近單身了，而且? 不不，快別惹那個麻煩 得啦，她很活潑呢 她喜歡唱卡拉 OK，業(yè)余時間也很多 你不覺得這很重要嗎 不，吉兒，不可能的 真的，我挺好的 好吧，那就別談娜塔莉 我表妹琳達(dá)怎么樣？ 不行！ 對了！我認(rèn)識一個剛死了老公的！ no, no, no, get off the limb right now. no limb. e on, she39。s a riot! she sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren39。t that important to her... no, Jills, that is not happening. seriously, I39。m fine. okay, fine, fet Natalie. how about my cousin Linda? no! oh! Oh! I know someone whose husband just died... i39。m sorry, i did not see you there. 6 不好意思，剛才沒看見你 現(xiàn)在也沒有 凱爾？凱爾？ 凱爾，不！別在牽?；ㄉ媳惚?！ 去吧，這是弗萊德的，盡情宣泄吧 乖狗狗！ 格魯先生？ 我沒有?怎么？ 你好，我是 AVL 特工路西維爾德 抱歉，你得跟我來一趟 噢，抱歉??冷凍光線！ or there. kyle? Kyle? kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias! there you go. those are Fred39。s, go crazy. good boy! mr. Gru? i didn39。t... what? Yes? hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. sorry, you39。re gonna have to e with me. oh, sorry, I... freeze ray! you know, you really should announce 7 其實(shí)，你真的不應(yīng)該 在出招前大喊大叫的，格魯先生 比如說 口紅電擊槍！ 噢，效果真好啊 天哪！ 真是大塊頭 對不起 進(jìn)去吧 真胖！ 老大！ your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru. for example... lipstick taser! oh, it works so good. man! large person. oh, sorry. get in there... ...you big man! boss! what? Where? 8 怎么了？這是哪？ 哇，腳麻了 啊，手腳發(fā)麻??！ 下午好，格魯先生 抱歉用這種方式請你過來 我可沒有，我真想馬上再來一次 說實(shí)話，我挺享受的 每分每秒都很享受，讓我激動了一把 行了，維爾德特工 對不起，先生 好了，這是個騙局！ whoa, foot is asleep. ah, pins and needles! good afternoon, mr. Gru. i apologize for our methods in getting you here. i don39。t. I39。d do it again in a heartbeat. i am not gonna lie, i enjoyed that. every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually. that39。s enough, Agent Wilde. sorry, sir. okay, this is bogus! i don39。t know who you people think you are, but... 9 我不知道你們到底是什么人，但是?? 我們是反壞蛋聯(lián)盟 一個絕密組織，致力于全球范圍的反犯罪活動 殺人越貨，我們不管不顧 但如果你想要融化冰蓋，或者蒸發(fā)富士山 或者偷走月亮 我們就會注意 首先，你們沒法證明那是我干的 其次，我偷完之后又放回去了！ 這些我們一清二楚，格魯先生 這也正是我們找你的原因 we are the AntiVillain League. an ultrasecret anization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. rob a b