【正文】 TV Man What a high pitch you39。ve got for your ：不說(shuō)了，不說(shuō)了。才藝很不錯(cuò)，唱得很不錯(cuò)。(to Uncle Zhao)Be patient, buddy.(To Yadar)Remarkable talent and truly impressive ：哎呀媽啊，就這還不錯(cuò)呢？如果這就叫不錯(cuò)，那我也可以 ShenyangDo you call that remarkable? If she can go there, so can ：往哪上啊你！快上菜去。Uncle Zhao Where to? 小沈陽(yáng)：我上《星光大道》唄。henyangTo the Starlight ：上啥大道？你上炕都費(fèi)勁。SUncle Zhao Creep way back to you39。 stinkin39。 brick bed!小沈陽(yáng)：畢老師好不容易來(lái)一回，讓我展示一下，我也會(huì)唱。ShenyangSince 39。s here, please give me a chance to can sing, ：哪有時(shí)間聽(tīng)。知道嗎？這都藝術(shù)圈的事，你一個(gè)服務(wù)員，唱啥唱啊？Uncle Zhao Who39。s got the time to listen? Whut39。s more, whut do you know about matters of art? A waiter39。s a waiter, after ：你讓我唱一個(gè)唄。ShenyangLet me ：不讓你唱。Uncle Zhao Nope 小沈陽(yáng)：不讓我唱，我就不給你上菜。ShenyangIf you don39。t let me sing, I won39。t serve you the ：你不給我上菜，我找你老板去。Uncle Zhao If you don39。t serve me the meal, I39。ll get you39。 boss ：你找我老板，我把你交代我的事說(shuō)出來(lái)。ShenyangIf you get my boss here, I39。ll speak to him about what39。s up your ：你要說(shuō)......他指定比唱的好Uncle Zhao If you speak...I know you speak better than you ：你還是說(shuō)，還是自報(bào)家門。CCTV Man(to Shenyang)Well, say something about yourself ：其實(shí)，畢老師，我的命運(yùn)(敏感詞語(yǔ))跟她是一樣的，我也有一個(gè)姓畢的姥爺。ShenyangI share a similar fate with her, with a grandpa by the same family name of ：你拉倒吧，用不著，別套了，你該唱唱你的。你鬧心不鬧心！Uncle Zhao Whut39。s wrong with you, tryin39。 to curry favor like this? Sing your stupid song, or go an39。 suck you39。 ：好了，不打斷，不打斷。小伙子，你會(huì)點(diǎn)什么呢？CCTV Man Please don39。t interrupt 39。re you good at, young man? 小沈陽(yáng)：我會(huì)模仿秀。ShenyangI can do a mock ：模仿誰(shuí)？CCTV Man Whom can you mock? 小沈陽(yáng)：模仿劉歡老師。Shenyang ：劉歡老師那一出？CCTV Man Which song of his? 小沈陽(yáng)：《我和你》。Shenyang“You and Me.” 小沈陽(yáng)：我給畢老師唱一個(gè)。嗯哼哼哼。ShenyangNow I39。ll ...(Starts to sing)“我和你，心連心，”You and me, from one world，同住地球......“。We are family...” 哎呀媽呀，我把唱詞給忘了好像。Did I lose my words? What a shame!趙本山：拉倒吧，你唱跑偏了，你這褲子就穿跑偏了，你就是個(gè)跑偏的人。Uncle Zhao You39。ve lost you39。 , whut mock show is this? It39。s more like a monkey at that empty ：激動(dòng)啦。ShenyangJust too ：你上菜去吧。Uncle Zhao Go get the ：我再重唱一個(gè)吧。畢老師，我再重唱一個(gè)行嗎？ShenyangCan I try another song? Oh please, ：唱啥？Uncle Zhao Which one? 小沈陽(yáng)：我唱個(gè)刀郎的吧。刀郎的聲音是滄桑的感覺(jué)。The song by DaolangDaolang39。s voice is bleak and desolate.“2002年的第一場(chǎng)雪，”The first snow of 2002比以往時(shí)候來(lái)得更晚些......“ falls somewhat later than usual...” 畢福劍：你再來(lái)一個(gè)。你還會(huì)唱誰(shuí)的？CCTV Man Encore!Any other song at your beck and call? 小沈陽(yáng)：我還會(huì)唱《星光大道》走出的那個(gè)阿寶。ShenyangI can also mock A Bao, a singer made popular through your ：阿寶的嗓門可高。CCTV Man The guy with a highpitched 《咱當(dāng)兵的人》吧，山丹丹紅艷艷太難唱了畢福劍：你，叫什么名字？CCTV Man Bravo!So what39。s your name? 小沈陽(yáng)：我的中文名字叫小沈陽(yáng)。ShenyangMy Chinese stage name39。s Xiao Shenyang 畢福劍：還有外國(guó)名字？CCTV Man Also got a foreign name? 小沈陽(yáng)： Xiao Shenyang。ShenyangCiao ：小伙子，你是哪兒人？CCTV Man Where39。re you from? 小沈陽(yáng)：蓮花鄉(xiāng)的。ShenyangLotus ：是蓮花鄉(xiāng)的？CCTV Man Oh, yes? 小沈陽(yáng)： 對(duì)呀。Shenyang： 老哥，你兒子讓我找的小沈陽(yáng)，就是他。(to Uncle Zhao)He39。s the one your son referred me here ：是我嗎？ShenyangIs that me? 畢福劍：你明天跟我一起去趟北京，上《星光大道》，好嗎？CCTV Man Please go to Beijing with me tomorrow for a new section of the Starlight Broadway, would you? 小沈陽(yáng)：謝謝畢老師。哎呀媽呀，太激動(dòng)啦。ShenyangThank you so much, ...I just can39。t believe it!趙本山：他姥爺，這孩子你看你......這都實(shí)在親戚。另外，這些東西我都給你燉了。你不給我面子，也得給她姥爺面子。再不行讓他姥爺親自跟你說(shuō)說(shuō)？Uncle Zhao My dear inlaw, I39。m a bit clumsy with words but my dishes are still bein39。 cooked there for 39。s OK if you think nothin39。 of me, but do please show s39。me mercy on the girl39。s poor dead shall I ask him to talk to you face to face? 畢福劍：別別。我想知道她的......她有名兒?jiǎn)?？CCTV ManOh, me if she39。s famous enough in these part? 趙本山：有，上網(wǎng)點(diǎn)擊一下?？梢圆榈健f can surf the internet.^^^^^^^ 畢福劍：太好了。你馬上上菜，今天這頓飯我包了，我請(qǐng)客。丫蛋，你明天跟著大哥一起去北京，上《星光大道》。你們搞一個(gè)組合，就叫“不差錢”。CCTV ManFantastic!(To Shenyang)Serve the meal 39。s going to be my treat todayI39。ll pay the Yadar, you go off to Beijing tomorrow along with Shenyang, and join the rest of us there at Starlight two of you shall team up and prepare a ic piece with the title “Got the Money Anyway.” 毛毛：我也能去了？YadarCan I really go? 畢福劍：可以啊。CCTV Man Of ：謝謝姥爺。YadarThank you, ：謝謝姥爺。ShenyangThank you, ：我跟你說(shuō)，畢老師，你們《星光大道》不是百姓舞臺(tái)嗎？誰(shuí)都可以參與嘛。他們都要了，把我也接收得了唄。Uncle Zhao Dear inlaw, I know the Starlight Broadway39。s a stage for mon people to play you can take the two youngsters with you, why can39。t you take me too? 畢福劍：搜狐網(wǎng)上也有您的名字？CCTV Man Are you famous, too, on the internet? 趙本山：你點(diǎn)一下試試唄。另外，我有個(gè)重要秘密沒(méi)跟您透露。Uncle Zhao You can click an39。 39。 there39。s a little secret I haven39。t told you ：什么秘密？CCTV Man What39。s it? 趙本山：其實(shí)我姥爺也姓畢。Uncle Zhao My maternal grandpa, too, was surnamed Bi.第二篇：不差錢小品臺(tái)詞《不差錢》是趙本山、畢福劍、小沈陽(yáng)、毛毛在2009年中央電視臺(tái)春節(jié)聯(lián)歡晚會(huì)上表演的小品。如下小編就為大家收集了不差錢小品臺(tái)詞，歡迎閱讀！趙本山：到了，這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店，這不，：爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(diào)。趙本山： 啊對(duì)，就擱著吃毛毛：爺，這家老貴了趙本山：貴，咱帶錢了，三萬(wàn)多，帶包沒(méi)有啊，裝錢那包，黃包毛毛：我落在炕上了趙本山：你說(shuō)你這孩子還能辦事不，你說(shuō)給你辦事，還落在炕上了，兜里還有錢不毛毛：兜里才70多塊錢趙本山：我還有400毛毛：這也不能夠啊趙本山：夠不夠就這樣吧，快進(jìn)吧趙本山：服務(wù)員小沈陽(yáng)：對(duì)不起大爺，我們這是高檔酒店，不收農(nóng)副產(chǎn)品趙本山：不是，我們是吃飯的，小沈陽(yáng)：嘛吃飯的？趙本山：不像嘛小沈陽(yáng)：不太像。趙本山：姑娘我跟你會(huì)說(shuō)這頓飯很重要的小沈陽(yáng)：你管誰(shuí)叫姑娘哪，人家是純爺們趙本山：怎么穿裙子小沈陽(yáng)：這是按我們蘇格蘭風(fēng)格包裝的，再說(shuō)也不是裙子啊，這不七分褲，你看是有腿的嘛？媽呀，著急穿跑偏了，媽呀我說(shuō)走路咋沒(méi)有檔呢趙本山：那條腿留著明兒穿，小伙子我跟你說(shuō)，今天我要請(qǐng)一位重要的客人吃飯，你一定要招待好小沈陽(yáng)：沒(méi)有問(wèn)題趙本山：你們這個(gè)酒店，如果要急頭白臉的吃一頓飯，要多少錢。小沈陽(yáng)：咋還吃急眼了呢？趙本山：最貴的要點(diǎn)上要吃多少錢小沈陽(yáng)：得一、二萬(wàn)元趙本山：有沒(méi)有這樣的情況，今天吃飯明天來(lái)結(jié)帳小沈陽(yáng)：打白條啊趙本山：不是打白條，給你小費(fèi)小沈陽(yáng)：大爺，你真敞亮了你太帥了趙本山：這不白給啊，一會(huì)客人來(lái)了，你要給足我面子，我點(diǎn)菜的時(shí)候你要給我兜著，小沈陽(yáng)：咋兜啊趙本山：我要點(diǎn)貴菜小沈陽(yáng)：我就說(shuō)沒(méi)有趙本山：你太明白了,再給你三十小沈陽(yáng)：放心吧，給你整明白兒的毛毛：爺爺，我餓了趙本山：來(lái)碗面條兒小沈陽(yáng)：78元一碗趙本山：啥面啊這么貴小沈陽(yáng)：蘇格蘭打鹵面趙本山：鹵子貴唄？小沈陽(yáng)