幽默、樂(lè)觀和心理健康(已改無(wú)錯(cuò)字)
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【正文】 ndow. The other money is used to attract your attention. () 11, on anatomy class, lying on the counter 5 hearts, including a look at least four times more than the other. Students secretly language: the man must have died in the bosom seeper. The man must be myocardial infarction of death, or so ventricle hypertrophy. Finally the teacher said: in order to let the students see more clearly, today I have prepared a Daniel heart! () 12, a cold winter night, a drunk in the road station, friends see oddly ask him, who are you waiting for. He said: I am waiting for my wife fell in the asphalt 39。volga39。 wine turns into ice, good pick it home. () 13, patient: I have seen in many doctors there disease and almost spent all my property. Doctor: oh, how much I don39。t lucky! Why do you had less than I here? () 14， And last night, alcohol, dizziness don39。t know struggle. In the confusion step wrong, go deep in the woods, vomiting, YeDiao countless started up. () 15, two people dialogue: if you got mad dog disease, to do what is the first thing? I want to paper and pen. Write a will? No! I will bite list the names of the people. () 16, the court, and the judge in the interrogation of suspects a manufacturing counterfeit money. The judge asked: why do you want to print the false money? The defendant: it still use to ask? Because I wouldn39。t print really money. () 17，Tom, want to train his donkey don39。t eat and can live, so every day to give it eat less. When the donkey starved to death, he says regretfully: it39。s a big loss! Just learn not eat died. () 18, South Africa something cloth the mail on Sunday has an AD: mo d for every Wednesday, and six garden, 5:30 . hello eel, wele to take children to e. () 19, students on position wrote: on Sunday, I a person in the street, the route brain shrinkage vastly walk. Teacher batch way: try () 20, patient: doctor, if I eat carrots, my vision can really better? Doctor: of course, when you see a rabbit put on the eye? () ? Score and analysis ? Each question all that choose interesting remember 1 minute, choose boring 0. Each question score together and statistical total score. ? 1.
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