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gry and called the florist to plain. 經(jīng)理生氣極了,打電話找來(lái)賣花的人要質(zhì)問他是怎么回事。但是與其這么生氣,你倒不如這樣想:有另外一個(gè)地方,今天要舉辦一個(gè)葬禮,他們將會(huì)收到一個(gè)花籃, Congratulations on your new location!’” 留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬!’” 一分一塊錢 A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change. 一天,教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。 考試結(jié)束了,學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。” 第二堂課,教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。 兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯