【正文】 ..相符，符合 felony 重罪 The truth is, margaret and i are just two people who weren39。t tell anyone we work with, because of my big promotion that i had ing up, we both felt that it would be deeply inappropriate if i were to be promoted to ，因為我要升職了Have the two you told your parents about your secret love? My parents are both dead, no brothers and sisters your parents dead? No, his are very much are gonna tell them this weekend, grammy39。s parents39。s your parents39。t you tell him where it is? Jump , i see how this is gonna go, i will see you both at 11 Monday morning for your scheduled interview, and your answers better match up on every be fun, and i will be checking up on ，我會追蹤你們的情況的。s gonna happen is we will go up there, we will pretend like we are boyfriend and girlfriend, tell your parents we are engaged, uh, use the miles for the tickets, i guess i will pop for you to fly first class, but make sure you use the miles, if we don39。t you taking note? 要用里程票，我能把你弄去頭等艙，但一定要用里程票，沒有里程票我們就不去了，確保有好吃的素食，上次他們知道我是素食者，他們要我吃溫膩的沙拉。m sorry, were you not in that room? Oh, the thing about being promoted, genius, genius, he pletely fell for am am looking at a 250000 fine and five years in jail, that changes ，情況不同了。Fine, fine, i will make you you will publish my thousand copies, first ，兩萬份 And we will tell our parents about our engagement when i want and how i want, now ask me ，時間及形式由我決定 Ask you nicely what? Ask me nicely to marry does that mean? You heared me, on your , does this work for you? 這樣可以么？ Oh, i like this, you marry me? it like you mean , would you please, with cherries on top, marry me? 你能賜予我幸福，娶我么？So, these are the questions that INS is gonna ask , the good news is that i know everything about you, but the bad news is that you have four days to learn all this about me, so, you should probably get am i allergic to? 我對什么過敏allergic 過敏的，反感的 Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human spectrum 系列，幅度，范圍 Do i have any scars? Oh, i am pretty sure you have a are done with that Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts, we are beginning our descent into , do you prefer being called margaret or satan39。s get you two to the didn39。t we check into our hotel right now? Check into a hotel 登記住進旅館Oh, we canceled our doesn39。s a good question, am curious to know the answer myself, so, why don39。s a hell of a first impression, dad? 這真是個糟糕的第一印象，爸爸？What the hell, andrew? You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated and now she is your girlfriend? 究竟怎么回事？We just got we wait two seconds before we throw the kitchen sink at each other? 在我們互相挖苦之前能不能先冷靜兩秒。m gonna let her go ahead and do i think we should just sit in Rapture 著迷，癡迷，歡天喜地Wow, where to begin the story? Well, andrew and i were about to celebrate our first anniversary together, and i knew that he39。t have the guts to 勇氣，膽量，毅力That is not exactly how it happened, i mean, i picked up on her little hints, the woman is about as subtle as a gun, what i worried about was that she might find this little box。d taken time to cut out tiny, little pictures of himself, yes, just pasted all over the box, oh, so beautiful, so i opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny, handcut heart confettis, and once they cleared, i looked down, and i saw the most beautiful, big....他做的那個精剪紙的盒子，他花時間一點點剪出精細的小小的圖片，先不提盒子了，哦，太漂亮了，于是我撥開那些剪紙，那些令人心動的小小的精細的手工心型五彩剪紙引入我眼簾，當我全部撥開這些紙片的時候，我看見了，看見了...decoupage 剪紙裝飾 confetti 五彩紙屑，糖果Nothing, no ring, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, there was a little hand written note with the address to a hotel, date and time, masculine, anyway, natrually, margaret thought...Crap 垃圾I thought she was seeing someone else, it was a terrible time for me, but i went to that hotel anyway, i went there and i pounded on the door, but the door was already unlocked, and as swung open that door, there he was standing, kneeling, like a man, on a bed of rose petals, in a tuxedo, and he was choking back soft, soft sobs, and when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me: margaret, will you marry me? Pound 敲打，連續(xù)猛擊petal 花瓣tuxedo無尾燕尾服 sob哭泣，啜泣 我覺得他應該有別的女人了，那是對我來說真是痛不欲生，但是我還是去了那酒店，到了那里我用力的敲門，但是們沒有上鎖，然后門吱呀的打開了，他站在那兒，跪著，想一個真正的男人，穿著燕尾服，在鋪滿玫瑰花瓣的床上，止不住輕輕啜泣，當他住住淚水，勻順呼吸后，他對我說，嫁給我，好么？That is quite a story, 絢麗的，極好的，太美了 Hey, let39。s bed? Oh, sweetie, we are not under any illusions that you two don39。t we, honey? Snuggle 依偎，挨近She snuggled down in bed 她蜷縮著躺在床上 We are huge just rescued him from the pound, and he is still in training, 汽車扣押所，寵物收留所Just be sure you don39。d better turn in, it39。t been home in a while? I haven39。t be getting much sleep with the sun streaming have horrible service, frank, give me just one minute, hold on just Frank, i am sorry you feel i pressured you into doing phone is on all the time 我的手機從不關機Will you go get her, andy? We have a whole day planned for her, and she needs to get Are you drunk? You have to get ready? For what? You are going out with my mom and the , sightseeing and a give me a nice big hug, we don39。t the most gracious of hosts last night, it was a little bit of shock to find out that you are getting married, especially when none of us even knew you were dating, the point is, i owe you a 惱怒的，不高興的 is something else, i have been going over my retirement plan recently, and it got me thinking, i have done a lot of things in my life, practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up, it doesn39。We already discussed 39。s not me, now, it must seem strange to you my life in new york, sitting in an office, reading books, but i makes me happy, you understand? If that39。s a little different than new york, huh? little bit, you ever been? No, that was always andrew39。s he doing? Something is up, it39。t do anything, i mean i just had a frank conversation with him about his 坦白的，直率的，真誠的Oh, well, joe, that39。ve had enough, you are gonna be suportive of him marrying margaret, and that is that, you know, if we are not careful, we are gonna end up in this great big house