【正文】 He asked the store manager, is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of.Yes, that’s him,he replied. The journalist couldn’t help but be amused, that certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to in the world would you post that sign.Because,the owner replied,before I posted that sign,people kept tripping over him. Is Your Favorit PastimeFor his final project in a statistics class,a student decided to conduct a it wouldn’t be a boring project,he chose to find out peoples’ favorite pastimes.The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people,so he started out his project visiting a fairly large brick building near the university.He knocked on the first door and a man answered.Sir,what is your the student.John.Sir,I’m doing a school study and would like to know what your favorite pastime is.Watching bubbles in bath,came the reply.He liked the answer and continued to the next door, when he asked again.Sir, what is your name.JeffSir,would you please tell me your favorite pastime.Watching bubbles in bath,was the answer.Quite confused, he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and all of them had the same pastime watching bubbles in bathHe left the building and walked across the street, where there were several row houses to continue the survey.At the first house ,he knocks and an attractive college girl opens the door.Our surveyor starts again,what is your name.Bubbles First DateA boy is about to go on his first date,and is nervous about what to talk asks his father for father replies,my son,generally speaking,thereare three ideal themes that always are food ,family,and philosophy.The boy thinks about picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Icecream sodas in front of them ,they gaze at each other for a long time,as the boy’s nervousness builds. He remembers his father’s advice,and chooses the first topic.He asks the girl,do you prefer chocolate chips or biscuits .she says Neither,and the silence returns.After a few more tedious minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks awkwardly,do you have a brother .again,the girl says no and there is silence once again.The boy then plays his last card he thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question。think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway,and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the of all the steel and concrete that would be ’m sorry,you will have to choose another wish.’The man thought for a minute and then told the giant, there is one other thing that I’m anxious to know. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry,why do they get upset at us so easily,what are their true desires and needs.The ghost stared at him and blinked a couple times, so ,do you want two lanes or four.Once there lived a landlord who was fond of handwriting,but he didn’t put in a lot of effort to do his exercises. everybody sneered at his bad handwriting,and the landlord himself really didn’t care.One day in his studio,he happened to draft a beautiful phrase and at once wrote it down ,indeed, there were dragons flying and snakes dancing all over the he ordered his nephew to copy it .When beginning to copy,his nephew did not know where to start the young man had to take the manuscript back to the landlord to verify.Uncle,I can’t read your handwriting,please tell me what words they are. The landlord read the objective a long time,and did not know what Chinese characters they were, he turned to blame his didn’t you e earlier to ask me . I myself have forgotten the words which I’ve written. can’t be my lambOne breezy morning,two men were waling through the woods and came upon a big black,deep man picked up a big oval rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. there was no sound.He turned to the other guy and said,it means the hole is very ’s throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit men found a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.They listened for some time and never heard a ,they agreed that this must be a deep hole,and maybe they should look of something even bigger and throw into it .One man spotted a railroad tie nearby. they picked up the tie and lugged it to the tossed it of a sudden,a lamb came flying out of the woods,running like the rocket,and flew past the men and jumped straight into the men were amazed.About that time,and old farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessedthey had just seen this lamb fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his lamb.The old farmer gave him a negative answer,no,that can’t be my lamb…h(huán)e was chained to a railroad tie. lawyer’s dogA lawyer’s dog,running about unleashed,swayed into a butcher shop,snapped at a roast and ran away before the butcher began to pursue butcher goes to lawyer’s tidy office and asks,if a dog running unleashed steals a lump of por from my store, is the dog’s owner responsible for my lawyer answers, have the sufficient reasons to charge.Then you owe me $ dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.The lawyer,without a word,stiffly writes the butcher a check for $ days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer:$20 due for a legal consultation,the receipt attached. the lanternThe carpenter,Mike,and his pregnant wife live in a rural area in the west of running water,no electricity, e