【正文】 a gallop. suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead with panic,he yelled hallelujah,and thy came to a stop a foot from the edge.Wiping the sweat from his brow by instinct, the exhausted buyersaid,praise the lord. Pit in the GroundThere was once a farmer who lived in a suburb near a road.It was not a busy road,but from time to time, cars passed the farm.Near the farm access,there was a large pit in the pit wsa always full of water,and the frivers of the vehicles could not see how deep the pit assumed it was probably shallow.Then when they drove into the pit ,they could not drive out because it was so deep.The farmer did not spend much time working on his fertile patch. He spent most of it watching the pit.When a car drove into it,he would pull the car out with his tractor on his own initiative and charge the driver a lot of money ofr rescuing the car driver.One day, the driver of a van said to him,you are so must earn a lot of money pulling cars out of this pit night and day.Oh,no,the farmer said,I don’t pull cars out of the pit at night I fill the pit with water. Easier Question One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to the severe,nononsense professional,she sat down in the witness chair,unaware that its rear legs were set precariously on the back of the raised platform.Will you state your the district back in her chair she opened her mouth to answer,but instead catapulted head0overheels backward and landed in a stack of recording equipment.Everyone watched in stunned silence as she extricated herself,rearranged her disheveled dress and hair and was reseated on the witness glare she directed at onlookers dared anyone to so much as smirk.Well,doctor,continued the district attorney without changing expression,we could start with an easier question. Curtains in the BathroomHaving been married ten years and still living in a small apartment,the wife would often plain about anything,as she was tired of accumulating every penny to buy a dream home.Trying to fort her,the husband turned to a real estate agent and foud a new apartment,within their decorating he flat elaborately,the couple moved into it. However,after a fortnight’s time,she began plaining ,she said, I don’t like this place at are no curtains in the neighbors cansee me every time I showers.Don’t fuss, replied her husband,if the neighbors do see you,they’ll buy curtains. TransferenceAn athlete and his wife went to the hospital together to have their baby their arrival,the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father,which would relieve mother’s pain asked if they were willing to try it were both very much in favor of doctor set the knob on the panel to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced as the labor progressed,the husband felt fine,so he asked the doctor to go doctor then adjusted the plex machine to 20 percent pain husband was still feeling doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and took his temperature with thermometer and was amazed at how well he was this they decided to try for 50 husband continued to feel quite it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to ,the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home,a burglar was found unconscious in their corridor. SignedA Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students, Johnny, who signed the Declaration of IndependnceHe said,Danmed if I know.She was a little put out by his swearing,so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came back.Next day,the father came with his son,and sat in the back of the room to observe.\She started on her quiz and finally got back to the ,Johnny,I’llask you signed the Declaration of IndependenceWell,hell,teacher,Johnny said,I told you I didn’t know.On hearing their dialogue,the father jumped up in the back of the class ,pointed a stern finger at his son ,and abused him,saying, you wicked boy,if you signed that damn theing ,you’d bette admit it Wise Old ManA wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.Then a new school year very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful afterschool enthusiasm came down his street beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day,until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.The next afternoon,he walked out to meet the triangle as they banged their way down the them ,he said,you kids are a lot of like to see you express your emotion like that .i used to do the same thing for recreation when I was your you do me a ’ll give you each a dollar if you’ll promise to e around every day and do your thing.The kids were elated subsequently,they decided to do a bangup job on the trash cans after few days later,the witty retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the he negotiated with them,I haven’t received my Social Security(Pension)cheque yet,so I’m not going to be able to give you more than 25 that be okay.A lousy quarter .the students provoked,if you think we’re going to waste our time beating these cans around for a quarter,you’re muts .no quit.And the old man enjoyed peace for the rest of his days. of the DogUpon entering a little country grocer shop,a journalist noticed a sign reading, of the Dog .posted on the glass ,he noticed a tender old dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.