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the owner. “Yep, that’s him,” came the reply. The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?” “Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!” 一名陌生人走進(jìn)一家鄉(xiāng)間小商店,看到玻璃門(mén)上帖著的一個(gè)告示牌上寫(xiě)著,“危險(xiǎn)! 小心有狗!” 進(jìn)去后,他看到一條樣子一點(diǎn)都不兇的老狗趴在收款機(jī)旁邊的地板上睡覺(jué)?!拔覀兊冗@東西都等多少年了!”“是什么好東西?”我問(wèn)。在表示了歉意之后,我把包裹給了她??墒俏业恼煞蛘麄€(gè)早上都在家啊。兒童英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)段子 他什么都沒(méi)聽(tīng)到 Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. “We’ve be