【正文】 yells “PIG！” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “WITCH(女巫)！” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the only men would AbilityAn Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of asked if that didn39。s best swordsman, the thirdplace fencer took the fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in crowd the secondplace man sliced a fly into hush fell in anticipation of the world39。Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the World39。The fox opens his mouth ang says,“The cock is mine,not yours.39。The cock says to the fox,”Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock them it is theirs.39。 The cock is closes his eyes and begins to fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him people in the field see the cry,“Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.39。He es up to the cock and says,”I know you can sing very you sing for me?39。t throw the waste batteries anywhere If we take good care of our earth today,it will be more beautiful tomorrow.第二篇：英文小短文英文小短文第一則：There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the it, life will be empty and you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two , health is the secret of happiness(the key to happiness).Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of , happiness consists in man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in ：As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our other words, they are our good teachers and wise is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of is true that we can derive benefits from good , bad books will do us more harm than Fox and cockOne morning a fox sees a think,“This is my breakfast.39。s time for us to protect the to protect the environment? We can plant trees and take good care of can save the water and ask our parents to do can39。第一篇：英文環(huán)保小短文Once the human beings didn’t think about the environmentprotection There were few people on the earth, and the natural resources seemed to be , the situation is changed he world has bee too crowded The desertification all over the world is threatening the human’s living We are using up our natural resources and polluting our environment with poisonous chemicals Water resources are being polluted to different degrees The polluted air is seriously harm to human39。s health Due to the environment destruction, the creature on the earth we continue to do this, human beings on the earth will not be able to 39。t throw any litter onto the ground and we should collect them for should go on foot or by 39。39。39。39。39。39。s Greatest SwordsmanAt an exhibition of the world39。s greatest blade came down in a mighty arcbut he will never be a father.”A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered explained that there had been a mistake.“Give me $500 each,” he said, “and I39。t constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It39。t show up for two the director sent for him.“I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I39。t know,” he said.“Radio is broken.”A Soldier39。but, anyhow, he at once went towards he reached it, however, he