【正文】 ou39。s off. 　Patrick: Are you sure? 　　　SpongeBob: Yeah. I39。m supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks. 　　　SpongeBob: I39。m a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal) 　Waiter: Here39。re a kid, it39。m a kid. 　　　Patrick: What? That39。t understand. I didn39。s the new Krusty Krab manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure39。ll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don39。re a Goofy Goober, yeahWe39。s time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. 　Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober! 　　Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing. 　　Goofy Goober: Oh, I39。t wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on) 　　　Mindy: Dad, your crown... 　Neptune: What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen the royal crown! 　Plankton: (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober39。s... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown. Mindy: I39。d try a little love and passion instead of these harsh punishments. 　Presenter: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head) 　Neptune: Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy? 　　Mindy: Your crown? Neptune: And what does this crown do? 　　Mindy: Covers your bald spot. 　　Neptune: It39。t execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is. 　Mindy: Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You39。s my job, Your Highness. I39。d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? 　　French Narrator: Later that evening... 　　Chapter 9:Theft of the crown(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle) Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. 　　　(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident) 　Squire: Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question) 　Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king39。s interruption　(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.) 　　　Patrick: Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let39。m ready. Depression. I39。re just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they39。s enough! Look, what I39。s see... 　　　Fish: Dork? 　　Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that39。m not... mature? 　Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there39。s face it, he39。t get the job! 　　　SpongeBob: What? 　　　Mr. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job. 　SpongeBob: But... But why? 　　　Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you39。s worse because I39。s getting worse because you39。ve ever seen) The most embarrassing thing you39。m making a plete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers It39。m getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. He tells him that he39。s me. Mr. Krabs: Please wele our new manager...Squidward Tentacles. 　　SpongeBob: Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidward39。re talking! Yeah! 　Mr. Krabs: Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hardworking employee. 　　SpongeBob (Thinking): Yes. 　Mr. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job. 　SpongeBob (Thinking) : He39。s new job(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated) 　　Mr. Krabs: Wele. Wele, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. 　　　Mrs. Puff: We paid $9 for this? 　　Sandy: I paid $10! 　Mr. Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribboncutting, I39。m ready. Promotion. I39。m ready,promotion... 　　　Plankton:(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 　　SpongeBob:Ew, I think I stepped in something. 　(Tries to scrape plankton off) 　　　　Plankton: Not in something, on someone, you twit! SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grandopening ceremony? 　　　Plankton: No, I am not on my way over to the grandopening ceremony. I39。s encounter with plankton　SpongeBob: I39。t possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I39。s diabolical. (Sniffs it) It39。ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. 　　Karen: A to Y? 　　Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet. Karen: What about Z? 　Plankton: Z? 　　　Karen: Z. The letter after Y. 　　　Plankton: (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. 　　Karen: Oh, boy. 　Plankton:(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It39。 success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I39。ve never even had one customer!(the word customer is heard echoing in the kitchen) 　　Karen: Don39。s right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face) 　　　Mr. Krabs: Hello. I like money. 　Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? 　　　Mr. Krabs: Money. (Everyone laughs) 　　(Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket) 　　Plankton: Curses! It39。m a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away) 　　Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton39。m ready. Promotion. I39。re all Goofy Goobers, yeah.　Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!