【正文】 I don39。t care how old you are. So stop being an gloomy goos, and stop being so hard on Manny.Jay : The only reason I39。t care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.Gloria : Good, you shouldn39。s a store there that I know...Jay : I don39。re in the mall, let39。When you say no like that, it39。re in such a bad mood. And I know why, It39。s like a bullfight!Jay : Ever seen a bullfight? I can39。I39。A poem I’ve written for Brenda Feldman.Jay : Of course that is.Manny : Brenda Feldman.Gloria : What is that?Manny : ll be good. Just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine, so.re very strong homesDylan : Thanks.Phil : Okay, nice, nice soft landing. Okay, I am on my side though, so flip me right back and we39。I don39。Phil : Ooh, where you from originally? I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation.s cool! Oh, God, That39。Dylan : Jo.Haley : Okay, I39。s all good? No, it39。re eyes are like: No, we not! Nice to meet you! No, it39。s like that, you just start down on him and let the eyes do the work. You39。re still in High School?Dylan : Yeah, I’m a Senior.Claire : Phil, sweetie, honey. He is Dylan and he is a have to scare him.Phil : Let me meet this playa. Phil Dunphy, yo!s go.Claire : m Haley39。t answer it, I39。 Are you really not hearing these things?re telling your family you39。m cancelling.Cameron : No, you39。 No, no! Cam, I39。 What?Cameron : I had to! This would have gone on forever. You39。 Thank you, I39。 I know, and what39。t blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they say something judgmentally.Mitchell : Alright, look... I ... I never told my family we were adopting a baby.Cameron : I know.Mitchell :s another one, Pepper!Cameron : Okay, what39。m not.Cameron : Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.Mitchell :re fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, We need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron : Redheaded dad is angry daddy.Mitchell :s reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away from everything you know but don39。re floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell :re gone.Mitchell : Okay. Oh Cam!Cameron : Oh My God, do you love it?Mitchell :Mitchell :m not saying anything.Cameron : You39。 t, you can39。re body does a nesting, very maternal, primal... thing, were it retains nutrients. Some sort of molecular physiology thing. But that39。Cameron : Yes, I39。s possible.Mitchell :t fall asleep unless she feels a woman39。s still wide awake.Cameron : Oh, stop worrying!Mitchell :Mitchell : This doesn39。m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.Jay : Which one were you doing? I39。s picking flowers!re gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants!Manny : I want to go to the mall where she works. But first we need to get my white shirt, the silk one.Gloria : Okay, if that39。s okay for you to take an older lover?Jay : Hey! Watch it!Manny : s 16.Manny : I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.Jay : Oh, for God39。m saying! Manny, you39。t have to be so emotional all the time, that39。 that39。m just ... saying you could take it down here a little bit, that39。She is not a girl, She is a woman.Jay : You know Gloria, that blowup with that other mom, why do you have to do things like that?Gloria : If someone says something about my family, I39。re not quitting. You would have stopped that goal if you weren39。I39。s on the calendarLuke :Oh, e on!s at a soccer game at three, and then... Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing in five. 4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15.Phil : Yeah, I guess that works for me.Claire : ll be home at two.Phil : I can39。s got a birthday party.Alex: What39。m so sorry!Claire : What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this!Phil : Buddy... Uncool.Claire : That39。re only plastic bb39。Alex: MOM! DAD!Claire : What happened?Alex: Luke just shot me!Luke : I didn39。s my thang. I39。m a cool dad. That